#menstruation .

im so fucking pissed off because my period came for the first time in like months so of course its worse than usual. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

okay I've tried heat I've tried painkillers I've tried stretching I've tried baths and I still feel like someone's stabbing me. how the fuck do I kill my cramps enough to like cook dinner and go about the rest of my night without crying

period tracker apps are all well and good but they're completely useless if yr average cycle isn't close to what it thinks a normal cycle should be

the sight of blood does make me angry like the bull stereotype or whatever (i'm a taurus too!!!), but only when it's the menstrual kind and it's mine. i feel like ramming my head into a wall

jesus christ can my dad stop being such a pussy i wrap a god damn bloody pad in a piece of toilet paper and put it in the trash can and it comes undone while its in the trash can and oh nooo he can see a bloody pad its the end of the wooooorld. jesus fucking christ i know its gross but grow the fuck up. you look at homicide photos as part of your job you can handle seeing a tiny bit of period blood in a trash can. lord have fucking mercy.

I keep period posting like some sort of buzzfeed cleric but i swear to god this is like the worst and longest PMT ive ever had. I was in genuine tears over quackers yesterday before getting such bad cravings i ate like 10 freddo bars

very un-epic thing: my doctor said to stop taking the pill for a week in between every four because she said that’s just the done thing i guess but i’m getting WITHDRAWAL BLEEDS and BAD CRAMPS and the blood is a WEIRD COLOUR AND TEXTURE! does anyone know if that’s supposed to happen :( and if it’s a good idea to just stop taking it for a week at a time because i started taking it in the first place because my cramps were so bad i was fainting for long periods of time and puking it’s like, does that de feet the porpoise