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(Marceline has Jake chop some trees)

Simon: You probably already knew this, but your followers can't survive on prayer alone, they must eat too.

Marceline: Alright, I'll feed Jake some potatoes since we got plenty of those.

(Marceline harvest some potatoes and cooked them for Jake to eat)

Simon: While Jake is eating his meal, you should get more resources and followers in the Fearsome farmlands.

(Marceline walks into a gateway outside the refuge that links to all four bishop realms)

Marceline: So why should I go to the Fearsome farmlands first?

Simon: Because it only requires you to have one follower to open the door.

Marceline: Well I guess that makes since.

(Marceline has Jake help open the door and she enters Fool's domain, it's an almost barren field with weat and potatoes being the few things that grow there, Fearsome farmlands also had farm wreckage as far as the eye could see)

Marceline: Okay, I got this.

(Marceline fights through a field full of mutant farmers, sentient scarcrows, angry corn monsters, and even some generic cultists to get more resources, she stumbled across Fool, Moon, and Empress.

Fool: (What's this, the bat from earlier is now standing before us wearing the red crown)

Moon: The little bat shall die like bug, squish, squish, squish!!!

Empress: Moon, you're clearly too unstable to deal with her right now.

Fool: Don't worry, I'll take care of this bat.

Empress: You better...

(The three disappear and Marceline makes it to the first mini boss, a possessed tractor)

Tractor: Praise the rooster!!!

(The tractor tries to run Marceline over, but Marceline was able to defeat it with ease and the tractor turned into a little cow)

Cow: Please spare me...

(Marceline spares the cow and invites her to the refuge, said cow decides to mine stone as thanks to having her life spared)

Simon: You seem to be getting the hang of this, now the followers can also worship, I've already made a statue of King for them to worship at, now we just need a follower.

(That's when Simon summoned a little cat named Memow to worship at the statue, and the devotion gave them the ability to make a church to host sermons)

Simon: Now let's do a sermon.

(Marceline does her fist sermon and gains extra health for every crusade)

The end of part two.