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     oh no.  “ hey. ”  a hand on their shoulder, as light as is possible.  he’s seen enough people crying lately to last a lifetime, so his first impulse is to nip this bout of tears at the bud.  “ hey, are you alright? ”

     “Hey, can I ask you a couple questions?” Joker always feels like such a creeper doing this, but needs must, etcetera etcetera. “Don’t worry, I’m not the Humans of New York guy.” His face scrunches up into a grimace. “I’m from Buzzfeed, which I guess is worse.”

     “Anywhere you want. Any planet, any solar system, any galaxy. The whole universe. Actually, the whole of human history, the whole of time, all of it, Big Bang to Big Crunch, anywhere you wanna go. Anywhen. Name it and I can take you.”

       ‘ Don’t you go tellin’ nobody you saw me break that, now, ’ he says, and points a finger their way. Bishop is only being half serious right now. He doesn’t exactly have the money to pay for a new vase or anything of the like. ‘ Was like that when I got here. I am the most innocent ’a bystanders. ’

         “Please tell me your car has a working air conditioner.”