UNDERBOSS.

Yeah, we might party.

Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.

You feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

That sucker really had some moves on him.

You know what pisses me off about these people? We’re helping them and they shit all over us.

Don’t take it too hard. It’s just business.

I want to get in the shit.

If you get killed, your mom will find me and beat the shit out of me.

They say the same thing every year. Don’t lose any sleep over it.

I am fucking bored to death, man.

I ain’t heard a shot fired in anger in weeks.

You’re so tough, you’d eat the boogers out of a dead man’s nose then ask for seconds.

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

Eat shit and die.

Don’t listen to his bullshit. Sometimes he thinks he’s John Wayne.

I hope they’re just fucking with us. I ain’t ready for this shit.

So far we’ve had it pretty easy here, but we seem to be the exception.

It’s a huge shit sandwich, and we all have to take a bite.

How can you kill women and children?

If you came looking for a story, this is your lucky day.

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

Is that some kind of sick joke?

Get your head and your ass wired together or I will shit on you.

Answer my question or you’ll stand tall before the man.

Something about the duality of man. The Jungian thing.

Whose side are you on?

I hoped I’d never see you again, you piece of shit.

We’re life-takers and heartbreakers.

I’ve got a joke for you. I’m going to tear you a new asshole.

You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

These are great days we’re living.

Better you than me.

At least they died for a good cause.

This is a slaughter.

He was jerking off ten times a day. It’s no shit. At least ten times a day.

There’s no question about it. We’re the best.

I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.

I’d follow you anywhere, scumbag.

Are we lost?

I think we’re being set up for an ambush.

It’s shitty, but we can’t refuse to accept the situation.

They’re wasted, you know that.

Fuck you. Fuck all you assholes.

You’re my favourite turd.

I can hack it.

Let’s go get some payback.

There’s nothing we can do for her. She’s dead meat.

Fuck her. Let her rot.

You’re fresh out of friends.

I’m just saying we can’t leave her like this.

Shoot me.

We’ll have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of Ugly.

Hardcore. Fucking hardcore.

I am so happy that I am alive in one piece.