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Ā Ā Ā Hey Michael,
Ā Ā Ā Howās it going back in the land of the big PX? Personally I am starting to miss it, I guess the same way people miss tapeworms once theyāve been flushed thru their intestines out their ass. Sorry if youāre eating, thatāll teach you to read my letters while youāre eating though.
Ā Ā Ā Iāve got sand in my pants, can you believe that? I stood up before and they emptied out like a big waterfall or something. (Check me out with my similes, now thatās what I call talent.) Iāve been carrying half the desert in my boots lately even tho I put duck tape over all the lace holes. Gunny fucking OBLITERATED!!!! me when he saw obv. THIS AINāT A FUCKIN MICHAELS AND YOU AINāT IN A GAD DAM CRAFT FAIR, NOW POLEES YOUR ATTIRE MARINE!!!!!!! Would put more !s but you get it. Less is more, right? Heās going mad with power IMO. Iām just trying to live my life right? And heās always there like THAT HAIR ON YA CHIN AINāT REGULATION MARINE!!!! But whatever you know it all already.Ā
Ā Ā Ā Wifi out here blows CHUNKS. I havenāt been able to speak to my fam in weeks and the last time I got a letter was 2 weeks ago so I have no idea when youāll get this. Hope itās soon. Everyone misses having you here, even Mother. Would bet 3 weeks of hash browns on it.
Ā Ā Ā Anyway. Iām rotating back in like a month. Weārāāāāāāāāāāāāāope thereās less sand. < For the poge reading this letter before you get it, take a shot if he sharpied that out.
Ā Ā Ā Pass on my best wishes to Pavel & remember to pour one out for me at every meal & send prayers godways that I donāt get blown to shit before I get home.
Ā Ā Ā Jim
Ā Ā Ā PSĀ I got promoted to Sgt? Go figure Ā Ā Ā PPSĀ I wrote this and then forgot what I was gonna add on, never mind Ā Ā Ā PPPSĀ Right I remembered. Can you bring just a fucking shitload of baby wipes next time youāre over? Thanks



















