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It is my great pleasure to introduce you two; Daisuke, Potato. Potato, Daisuke.
#affogato #memish (at Memis & Fii)
For Elyan! 7. What is the biggest mistake they’ve ever made? 8. What mistake(s) do they continue to make/have not learned from? 9. Name some of their major physical shortcomings.
7: Elyan ‘jokingly’ says that the biggest mistake she’s ever made was ‘going to this shemlen conclave’. She’s joking. really. (by the end of the game, she’s going to be pretty sure its Solas. That was a monumental screwup)
8: Elyan, you can’t climb that. No, put your boots back on, being barefoot will not help you climb that. No, getting Cassandra to give you a boost will not making climbing that easier. It is a completely flat cliff face you cannot climb that.
More seriously, she refuses to learn that maybe you shouldn’t bottle up every emotion she has and boil it down into that creepy flat voice? Like, put her in a emotionally charged situation, she’ll respond as tersely and flatly as possible because then it reveals no weaknesses.
(this will 1000% not have in-game consequences, totally not. She will definitely not lose it at some point, and have her emotions spill out in a rain of disaster like a poorly made molotov cocktail. Poor Elyan)
9: Elyan is a twiggy creature, even among her fellow elves (this one is 100% Bioware’s fault for making elves with 0 muscle tone. Thanks, Bioware), so she has v. little physical strength (which pisses her off).
If there’s a cold going around she absolutely will get it, and spend a week sniffling, hacking and rasping everywhere while refusing to admit she’s ill. (This led to what Josephine called ‘a little difficulty with negotiations’ and everyone else called ‘that time she sneezed on an orlesian diplomat and he tried to hire the crows to avenge his honour’).
& she gets tense when she gets stressed, so over the course of the game she fucks up her back and neck muscles, which leads to terrible tension headaches and cricked backs/necks/etc.
other people: No most people aren’t in pain all the time.
Me: ... sounds fake, but okay.
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if someone gave you the power to make your own TV show and you got to call all the shots and make whatever you wanted what show would you make
OH MY GOD what a good question idk something structured and procedural-eque like elementary or angel or the good wife or whatever because i like having the baseline consistency to fall back on
and then a primary focus on dynamic and compelling interpersonal relationships played by talented unknowns just breaking into the business. at least one character who is an ice queen and possibly and alcoholic because that's how i roll.
NOT A COMEDY oh god comedy shows are usually the pits
unfort. i don't think my favorite stories would work well as tv shows? like i'd love to see a show about teen supers with unsavory powers (death touch, etc) trying to find their place in a world that automatically pins them as villains because of some biological quirk.
but i don't think that would translate well to tv?
so sigh whatever gimme another hospital drama i guess