YOU KNOW I'MMA WANT ALL THE TEXTS
TEXT MEME; Not Accepting!
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Captain, I am -sure- I bought you slippers for Christmas last year. -And- the year before that. Please consider wearing them…at -least- in the morning.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Captain, don’t leave me!! This baboon won’t move faster no many how many times I push him!! We’ll be there soon, I promise!!
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ CAPTAIN HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BATTLE OF ULM?!??!![ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ IT IS STILL CONSIDERED ONE OF THE GREATEST STRATEGIC VICTORIES OF ALL TIME[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ ONE OF NAPOLEON-SENPAI’S GREATEST MOST EPICEST BATTLES[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ HOLD ON I’M COMING TO THE BRIDGE I’M COMING TO YOU CAPTAIN
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. [ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Captain, it’s so cold in here!! Is the ship broken? I’m freezing! Can I sleep with you tonight? I only take up a very small amount of space and I don’t like any of the others nearly as much as I like you. Just for tonight? Please? It’ll be our secret.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ pLEASE CAPTAIN PLEASE!! One of the new passengers is snoring so loud I can hear it in here. Please find whoever it is and shoot them. I never ask you for -anything- but please just this once!!!
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ I absolutely cannot stand her! She stole from me! And she lied about it! She’s been lying to my face for months! Who can live like that?! Seeing someone every single day and gaining their trust little by little but keeping a secret like that. She’s disgusting.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ I’ve recently overheard Ephy talking about making a garden in the cargo bay.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ I trust, Captain, that you will take into consideration my -enormous dislike- for the amount of dirt -already- on this ship before making a final decision on the matter.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ WHY HAVEN’T YOU RETURNED?! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE TAKING THIS LONG?![ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STOP SHOOTING AT EVERYTHING FOR ONE SECOND AND REPLY TO ME?! YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY BE THAT BUSY
Send “&” for a LOVING text.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ If we’re ever somewhere with a suitable instrument I’d love to play a few pieces for you, Captain.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ There’s actually a melody that comes to mind when I think of you. [ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ NOT THAT I’M WRITING SONGS ABOUT YOU OR ANYTHING HAHAHA[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ It’s nothing special, just something I hope I can share with you.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Someday, maybe.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ You’re not seriously considering taking that job we heard about this morning.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Did you notice how there was not a ‘?’ at the end of my previous statement?[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Because you -cannot- seriously be considering taking that job we heard about this morning, Captain!!!
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Are we really stopping on Bernadette, Captain?! Can we stay an extra day or just a few extra hours and see some things? New Paris is a beautiful city and the Prometheus is there!! I really want to visit it, Captain. Please consider it. We could go there together! I’ll even carry anything I buy! [ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Probably c:
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Oh come on. It’s -got- to be huge. You’ve seen those boots.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ THIS IS NOT SULLIVAN. THIS IS SOMEONE WHO STOLE HIS PHONE. I FEEL TERRIBLY GUILTY SO I’M GOING TO RETURN IT TO HIM RIGHT NOW CAPTAIN.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ I ONLY CALLED YOU CAPTAIN BECAUSE THIS PHONE THAT ISN’T MINE SAYS YOU’RE A CAPTAIN. I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT BECAUSE AS I SAID BEFORE THIS IS NOT SULLIVAN.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Are you awake, Captain?[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ I’m sure you are, considering what day it is.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ I won’t bother you long, I was just thinking about how glad I am that we met. Or rather how we met. About how lucky I am that we did not meet on a battlefield.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ Can you imagine? It gives me chills to think about it. I have no doubt you would’ve ended me in the blink of an eye. [ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ You’re so powerful, Captain, so strong. You probably wouldn’t even have seen me, let alone recall my face after this many years.[ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ I’m glad you didn’t take my life like that, Captain. But after getting to know you and spending time by your side I can sincerely say that if you asked for it, I would give it to you.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [ CAPTAIN ] ✉ ➟ I would do anything for you, my Captain. Anything.
