text meme
drunk — to receive drunk texts from my muse
[ sent » jongin 😈 ]
› hi
› [ location tag ]
› I m stranded
› come pick me Up if u don’t watn me 2 die
mad — to receive mad/angry texts from my muse
[ sent » jongin 😈 ]
› I’M NEVER GONNA FORGIVE U 😤😤😤
› how could u trick me?!!
› into watching a HORROR MOVIE 😡😡
› u know I hate those!!!!!
› it’s not like I’m SCARED or what lol
› I just think they’re stupid n a complete waste of time
› u wasted my time!!!!! 😤
happy — to receive happy/excited texts from my muse
[ sent » jongin 😈 ]
› YESSSSS
› I JUST UNLOCKED THE NEW LEVEL
› N IT’S ALL THANKS TO U
› MY LIFE SAVIOUR 😚😚
› DRINKS TONIGHT!!! MY TREAT!!!
bored — to receive disinterested texts from my muse
[ sent » jongin 😈 ]
› I’m gonna die of boredom
› this class is SO boring
› why does he talk like a broken record 😩
› do u perhaps... wanna leave 🤪🤪🤪
drafts — to receive texts to your muse that wasn’t sent from my muse
[ drafted » jongin 😈 ]
› r u HEARING URSELF
› I’m not gonna fuck her
› I mean I HAVE thought about it
› but that’s besides the point
› she’s my friend n u’re my friend
› n I know that’s not what u really want
› so stop saying things u don’t mean already
› I’m not opposed to a threesome tho
› kidding
whoops — to receive texts meant for someone else from my muse
[ sent » jongin 😈 ]
› I can’t believe y’all haven’t had sex
› if I had to get engaged to someone
› I would do it EVERYDAY
› like isn’t that why people get married??
› I’m kiDDING RELAX
› omg wait
› those were meant for yoori but
› omg??? is it not a sign I sent those to U of all people wtf??? 🤯
› I SWEAR IT’S FATE BRO come to my room I have a whole stash of condoms
reveal — to receive revealing texts from my muse
[ sent » jongin 😈 ]
› um just asking for a friend
› what do u do when u miss ur ex?? LOL
› it’s not for me oK IT’S FOR MY FRIEND
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➥ hEyyy i just met this GIRL who knows YOU.. so funnnyy!!!
➥ WAIT she keeps tellin me abiut how well she knows you .. and it’s VERY well 😉
➥ WAIT i dontt want to hear any more, my ears too pure for dis 👶
➥ OKAY WAIT AGAIN this girl isn’t evn ur fiance. b/c i know ur fiance!!!!
➥ well. this is sufficiently awkward
➥ jonginnnnnnn....... 🥴🥴🥴
📤 sent to ❱❭❭ kim jongin
➥ HAHAHAHAHA I’M DEAD 😂
➥ did you see the look on that guy’s face when u shoved him in the pool?????
➥ GET THAT SHIT ON SLOW MO
➥ what a fucking tool lmaoooo, 10/10 would do again
📤 sent to ❱❭❭ kim jongin
➥ hey, what time did you get back last night?
➥ you were still at the party when i left, and i definitely left past 3am
➥ i slept like a rock for who knows how long, and i still can’t feel my legs. or arms. or face.
➥ how r u alive my man? it doesn’t make any sense
📤 sent to ❱❭❭ kim jongin
➥ do you think coach is being serious? is he rly making us organize ‘team bonding’?
➥ like what the actual hell. pls explain to me how WE look anywhere near friendly
➥ i don’t like to bond. this isn’t fucking chem lab
➥ like shall we sit on the floor in a circle and talk about our feelings? uwu 🥺
📤 sent to ❱❭❭ kim jongin
➥ sometimes i find myself facing a moral dilemma. and i start overthinking shit and driving myself up a wall on what to do
➥ but then i just take a deep breath and think to myself, “wwjnd?”
➥ “what would jongin NOT do?”
➥ and then i have my answer
➥ love u bro ❤️my moral compass, you 😘
📤 sent to ❱❭❭ kim jongin
➥ alright this meeting needs to end NOW
➥ why is this man still talking? who even is he? and who let him talk?
➥ i thought this was photography club, not ‘let me tell everybody how my day was’ club...
➥ 20 more seconds and i’m walking out
things are a bit hazy, as they are when she’s had a drink or two, or three, or...actually, she’s lost count of the exact amount. the floor has turned to cobblestone, making her heeled footsteps wobbly as she ventures through the house looking for a bathroom for a reason she can’t remember at present, but she knows it’s quite urgent. the booming music and the white noise make it hard to concentrate---or is it the dizzying feeling floating about in her mind---but she manages to grab a doorknob and twist, opening the door to find the safe haven she’d been looking for.
with a sigh of relief, she lets herself in and leans against the door, hearing the satisfying click of the latch behind her. tucking the hair hovering over her face behind her ear, she lifts her head to learn that a single person can be incredibly sobering. a series of expletives filters out of her mouth at a quiet but alarming rate, hand reaching up to slam her palm against her forehead.
“of all the people,” she murmurs, dragging aforementioned hand down her face as she lets out a groan. “it had to be you.”
with a quick twist of her body, she turns, making another grab for the doorknob, but this time, the flick of her wrist brings her nothing. not a click, not a turn, no means of escape. horror immediately crosses her features as she turns back to look at her fate, and another groan leaves her. if god or allah or whichever god was looking down at her were to strike her down at this moment, she would be glad for it just to get out of the situation, but she has no such luck; she, like this doorknob, has nowhere to go. “it’s stuck.”
Bonfires were great for everyone else—the spark and crackle of fire, the warmth that encapsulated the festival’s nightly splendor, and the assurance of lifelong friendships. At least, that was what his cousin Diana told him, in her seemingly romantic take on things. Changkyun stared at the crowd from a distance, then dropped most of his findings onto the concrete. The parking lot was empty save for a car or two, but at this point, it was the farthest from his responsibilities. As far as he was concerned, the skies could light up that night. He used matches initially, for the sake of convenience, but soon found his lighter amongst his many trinkets and assorted candies.
“I got a bunch of fireworks leftover from new years. Thought i’d make use of them here.” The first few fireworks went off without a hitch, but there was little joy to be found in normalcy. “One idiot blew off one of these not five feet away from my head once.” He plucked one out of the pile and feigned inspection. “I imagine you’ve done something of the sort.” He joked, yet he was the one pointing a dynamite-looking firework at Jongin; lighter at the ready and a grin etched onto his lips.
(TXT: senpai) KAISER: dO HAave anY Toes(TXT: senpai) KAISER: ivE Nevaerar seern anoy of ayour atoes(TXT: senpai) KAISER: arERE YoU toeleaoiess(TXT: senpai) KAISER: ?!?!?!?
😡 AN ANGRY TEXT
(TXT: senpai) KAISER: HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE I BOUGHT A NEW KNIFE YESTERDAY FOR NO REASON THE BLADE IS DARKER THAN YOUR SOUL AND PROBABLY MINES EVEN THOUGH ID LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT ID GO TO HEAVEN WHEN I DIE FROM LILYS CLOWNERY THAT CLOWN HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH OF A CLOWN SHE IS(TXT: senpai) KAISER: CAN YOU GO KILL SOMEONE I REALLY WANNA USE MY NEW KNIFE (TXT: senpai) KAISER: I JUST REALISED THAT THAT MAY HAVE SOUNDED LIKE I SUGGESTED KILLING CLOWN NOONA THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT(TXT: senpai) KAISER: kill someone else that isn’t clown noona, she a clown but she doesn’t deserve death
💖 A LOVING TEXT
(TXT: senpai) KAISER: HYUNG I THINK YOU’RE REALLY COOL(TXT: senpai) KAISER: THE WAY YOU HURT PEOPLE REALLY BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES(TXT: senpai) KAISER: I ALSO REALLY LIKE THAT THING YOU DID TO THAT OTHER GUY CAN YOU TEACH ME THAT
💖 A LOVING TEXT
(TXT: senpai) KAISER: HYUNG youR HAIR LOOKS REALLY NICE(TXT: senpai) KAISER: I USED TO THINK IT WAS A WIG BUT IT DIDNT FLY OFF IN THE WIND SO UNLESS YOU REALLY GLUED THAT WEAVE DOWN, AND THATS A WIG, ur secret is kinda safe with me(TXT: senpai) KAISER: IM SO BAD AT KEEPING SECRETS WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME HYUNG
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msg* jongin >> i dont know man, i just, i feel like it’s a bad ideamsg* jongin >> i really don’t think you should shave her head bald just because she cheatedmsg* jongin >> sorry man, wrong number
❎ + a text meant for somebody else !
(kakaotalk)
02.32PM
msg* jongin >> you know i started a fire the other day, i kinda wish my roommate had been there (@sgnxkang)msg* jongin >> i wanna know if he’s scared of firesmsg* jongin >> just because… science you knowmsg* jongin >> wrong number, sorry
❎ + a text meant for somebody else !
(kakaotalk)
03.33PM
msg* jongin >> oh you’re sick? drink a bottle of bleach!! i read that it worksmsg* jongin >> wrong person, sorry
❎ + a text meant for somebody else !
(kakaotalk)
11.05PM
msg* jongin >> do you want me to come over? i can cook chicken soup for you?msg* jongin >> actually i dont know how to cook chicken soup, but you can cook chicken soup for me? perhaps that will help you get over this fevermsg* jongin >> my bad, wrong number
❎ + a text meant for somebody else !
(kakaotalk)
03.23AM
msg* jongin >> hyyunggg~~ i’m really bored, please let me come over to your placemsg* jongin >> i know it’s late, but it’s never too late for me, is it?msg* jongin >> ah dammit, wrong number
❎ + a text meant for somebody else !
(kakaotalk)
10.28AM
msg* jongin >> wanna meet at 4pm today??? i heard the goose is backmsg* jongin >> omg, how many times can i accidentally text this number. wrong number again, sorry dude
he doesn’t remember what led to him being there. there’s also the question of why jongin and why does he suddenly feel a sense of companionship between them. could be the alcohol talking, could be the alcohol they drank together. yeah, that’s probably it. because connecting jongin to his reputation on campus, one that not only precedes him but is proven in some of his actions which is what chanyeol typically cares about most over rumors, and connecting him to this sense of amusement and playfulness he feels now is oddly placed.
it isn’t like him and that could be the point of it all. who better to not be himself with than one of the so-called devils on campus? a last-minute invitation to a wedding, though it doesn’t seem to be so last-minute for jongin. he swears, would be certain if he wasn’t drunk, that he saw jongin with the bride before the wedding. oh, or was it a bridesmaid. he should’ve knocke— no, wait, he swears the door was wide open when he turned that corner but that’s too shameless. then again, could be perfectly normal for the guy next to him now as the ceremony comes to an end. “ so, uh, ” he leans closer. “ who do you know here again? ”
send ‘WHOOPS’ to receive texts meant for someone else from my muse
. . . sending messages to kim jongin the devil
↳ get ur shit together seriously
↳ our project is due tmr how can your slides not be done??
↳ are you an actual idiot?
↳ FUCK sorry it wasn’t meant for you
↳ we’re not in any group projects together :)
send ‘REVEAL’ to receive a revealing texts from my muse
. . . sending messages to kim jongin the devil
↳ u can do anything u want
↳ ruin my friendship, end my relationships idk
↳ just dont touch my studies and career
↳ (draft) i don’t know what i’d do if you did.
↳ thanks.
