Leela: Hello, Hallan.

Hallan: Oh. Ahem. Leela, I, um, I didn't know you were there.

Leela: We "ephemeral aliens like flies" are not always easy to predict. [Leela kicks him, Hallan groans] The fly can bite, Hallan! For a few fleeting beats of your loft hearts, feel its sting on your skin! Are you alright, Mellian? I came here to pay my respects to the Broken Man- a brave man and loyal, I did not mean to-

Mellian: Oh, please don't apologise, Miss Leela, I wouldn't have missed that for anything.

Melanie is amazing.

She quietly refuses to make YouTube videos, despite all the suggestions to do so, and respects Ian’s want to do stuff outside of YouTube. She knows to keep Ian’s privacy but to still make it seem like we’re all in on it.

She posts enough photos of Ian to keep us happy, but not so much that it looks like she’s rubbing it in our faces.

When she appears in videos, she comes across as adorable, kind, hilarious and really sweet. She’s also stunning, and seems like a really nice person to be around, hence the fact she’s usually in the photos of more private YouTuber parties {she always goes to Mari’s}, as obviously people really like her.

She’s also a really talented, amazing artist. You know the Yoshi paintings in the Smosh house? That was painted by her, among many others.

We all also cannot deny that she’s absolutely beautiful!

This is why I love Melly.

I can see all the reasons why Ian absolutely adores her. They’re obviously a really really happy couple, and I hope they never feel the need to break it off because you can see how much they love each other, through the quiet representations and signals of their love. They’re not the typical couple, but they managed to keep together via a long distance relationship for so many years.

It’s their six year anniversary next Monday. {11th November 2013}