I'm not done with you yet ;) Kakasaku because I was thinking in (that [you know what I mean]) angsty project and now I'm a little empty inside, I BEG YOU
Send in two (or more) names and Iāll fill all this out about the ship!
WHICH ANGSTY PROJECT I WANNA K Ā N O W (we talked about lots of angst scenarios mel you gotta be more SPECIFIC)
General:
Rate the Ship - Ā Awful | Ew | No pics pls | Iām not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Letās do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -Ā
FOREVER AND EVER. IāVE MADE A FIC ABOUT THEM MEETING IN THE AFTER LIFE YOU CANNOT TELL M E Ā OTHERWISE
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - slowburn. It starts when Kakashi starts to notice how beautiful Sakura has grown, how strong she has become, how kind and gentle she is despite her monstrous strength-- and Sakura when she starts noticing how Kakashi seems to be... always there, right after the 4th War.
How was their first kiss? - Kinda awkward on Sakuraās part; Kakashi guides her nicely, making her crave for more (he gives her more).
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Kakashi, he tries to be romantic but ends up being super dorky instead
Who is the best man/men? - If Obito lives, itās Obito and Yamato or Naruto. If not, itās Naruto and Yamato.
Who is the braidās maid(s)? - INO
Who did the most planning? - Sakura. Kakashi just goes with whatever as long as itās not too grand. Tsunade and Ino will probably butt in though.
Who stressed the most? - Sakura
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - O r o c h i m a r u. and probably Sasuke (he will not come anyway)
Sex:
Who is on top? - Kakashi. Sometimes Sakura will be on top for some playtime
Who is the one to instigate things? - Surprisingly enough (for Kakashi), itās Sakura. It starts when Sakura asks Kakashi if one of the position in Icha Icha is possible for human being.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7Ā | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 (not too kinky but dangĀ when they try something they donāt hold back)Ā | 8 | 9 | Donāt go into the sex dungeon without a horseās head
How long do they normally last? - they can last all night if kakashi doesnāt have another (sighs heavily) chakra exhaustion after a mission
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes. Though Kakashi likes overstimulation sometimes. So.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedās shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itād make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallās so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Three
How many children will they adopt? - None. Lots of puppies tho. Does that count. (Kakashi totally counts them)
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Sakura. Kakashi does have his Hokage job so Sakura tends to allow him to sleep when the babies cry at night too. (Kakashi wants none of that tho. If he can help, he gonna help)
Who is the stricter parent? - Kakashi
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Sakura
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both.
Who is the more loved parent? - Theyāre both loved! But if theyāre asked for a favorite, they never pick their parents for reasons only known by them. They will instead say either Uncle Naruto or Auntie Ino. And in some cases, Auntie Anko.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Sakura. Kakashi pops in some times tho
Who cried the most at graduation? - Sakura. Kakashi totally doesnt sob dramatically while holding a tissue. Not at all.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Kakashi
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Sakura. Kakashi does like to cook some food from time to time tho, esp when it includes eggplant
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Kakashi
Who does the grocery shopping? - Kakashi with their children. Itās a way for them to hang out despite Kakashiās Hokage duties. They still do it even after Naruto becomes Hokage.
How often do they bake desserts? - Whenever the kids want it
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Balanced diet
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Kakashi. Heās a romantic at heart
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Sakura! Kakashi likes lying on the bed and just cuddle all day
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Sakura. Kakashi sometimes gets into a playful mood and holds a fire extinguisher ready behind her when she cooks. Their oldest son definitely takes a picture of it and frames it
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Kakashi. He has sensitive nose. The slightest of dust in his house will irk him. Heās dealt with it enough during missions, thank you.
Who is really against chores? - None.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Kakashi.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Sakura does this sometimes.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Sakura
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Kakashi. Sometimes itās Pakkun.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - They take showers together. Sakura
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Kakashi. Sometimes itās Sakura because the dogs love her more (or so Kakashi says with a dramatic pout)
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They do standard decorating during big days.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To be happy. To have a family. To protect each other and be for each other.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Kakashi. Heās either sleeping till noon or awake till morning. There is no inbetween.
Who plays the most pranks? - Kakashi
