#meliddz

no

I'll take this a request to not retire from puns, okay, you convinced me.

meliddz said:

never change

I'll try not to, I have a reputation to hold up!

neat-whiskey-messy-bed said:

Do you have MS Paint pinned to your taskbar?

Uhhh I’m not entirely sure what you mean by this but five Hofstra memories I have are making a dick shaped loaf of obscure meat, almost concussing when Streetlight Manifesto played on campus, getting on every major news station, Buzzfeed and the Atlantic during the debate, the day we destroyed the old Nonsense office and took everything, and some of the just general carnage we did to No Hope and Cider House.

actual thanks!

ghoulis said:

Pretty close to me yes. Thanks for this haha.

Nah, it’s cool, was way too much money for me. But from an outsider’s perspective I was just always cracking up like “Damn, that guy really hates his school!” But then I thought…that’d be me anywhere I go so whatever.

I was thinking of going there and was looking through the hofstra tag to see what people there were like. & you’d pop up every once in a while saying something shitty about it. Found it hilarious. Story of how I found ur blog, ok shutting up now.

I couldn’t pick a fifth so there’s a tie:

5. Tig Notaro/Mitch Hedberg

4. Myq Kaplan

3. Steven Wright

2. Maria Bamford

1. John Mulaney