#melenoma

I have just spent a solid week in the hospital. Apparently I get to suffer from severe nerve pain as these little god damn tumors push into them throughout my back. Oi, but the drugs they give you make you forget your name AND your pain.

I am finding them all over the place at this point. All over my back and sides and chest. Most under the skin so you can feel them, you just can’t see them. I do have a new one on my neck that you can see, so now I don’t shave cuz it will bruise soon. Two on my legs too. THAT PISSES ME OFF. I will complain when I die that taking running away really was unfair!

I can still run though for now. I have noticed it has affected my breathing now. Remember, I have three big suckers in my lungs with a dozen or so smaller nodes.

AND, I am set to run the Pittsburgh Marathon on May 3….and I am soooooo far off the training grid now. I want everyone to come to that marathon and celebrate with me, it’s close to my birthday.

I do have one complaint, and this complaint obviously stems from the fact that I am and will be forever male. I soooooo want to get to know and get with a long legged runner girl. Just for a weekend. I think this is the funniest thing in the world too. Here I am skating on the edge between life and death, and my libido is still assisting in my decisions or wants. What an idiot! But that does make me male. LOL

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Finally, a Story about Weiner’s Junk that Get’s Him OUT of Trouble

  My Future is Going Up

NEW YORK, NY- Embattled New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner has endured scorching attacks from the media on all sides about his questionable interactions with multiple young ladies who are not his wife, and his apparent proclivity to email nude pictures of himself to anyone at the drop of a hat.  How he is still in this race is a question everyone is asking, except for himself and his Hillary Clinton-associated, consultant wife.

  After a week of revelations about newly discovered “sexting buddies” we are treated to a story with a happy ending (no pun intended).  Thursday afternoon Dr. Beverly Brooks, a Seattle-based Dermatologist in private practice, was at her desk eating lunch and browsing several of her favorite news and gossip websites when she happened upon one of the uncensored pictures of Anthony Weiner’s privates.  Startled at first by the sight, she then, with the trained eye of a professional noticed a lesion near the tip of Weiner’s penis.  Zooming in on the region in question Dr. Brooks was sure that she was looking at the early stages of malignant melanoma, a potentially fatal condition linked to sun exposure. 

  At first she was unsure what to do with her new-found information.  Usually the patient is in the same room at the time of such a diagnosis, but this time Dr. Brooks was not even in the same state.  Several times she called Weiner’s campaign headquarters and said she had a life or death issue to discuss with Mr. Weiner regarding his penis.  But each time the response was the same, someone on the other end yelled, “We got another one!” and hung up.  Worried that this condition would go unrecognized and seal the fate of this politician, Dr. Brooks was finally able to reach the candidate’s chief of staff, who was remarkably open to receiving information about Weiner’s privates. 

  We are happy to report that after several visits to the offices of prominent New York City dermatologist, Dr. Harry Jacobs, Candidate Weiner’s wiener has nothing to worry about, besides the circulating uncensored pictures that threaten his marriage and career. Weiner thanked Dr. Brooks by tweeting her a picture of his new cancer free penis.

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