#megafaggot

i was trying SO hard to meditate last night but whenever i got any sort of ongoing quiet in my mind and i could focus on my matta my mind would just play the "mega faggot. robo bitch." vine really loudly and i ended up having to stop because it was 2:30 am on a monday morning and i am a full grown adult dog dude living with its parents giggling like a schoolgirl at a 6 second, decade old video of a man throwing toy cars. all while im sitting in the full lotus position looking like im about to tell you that your solar plexus chakra is misaligned and that you need to buy my new child labour crystal of maiming to fix it. but yah i gave up and hit my elf bar and slept on my floor because it seemed like it would probably be a fun thing to do. i do think that i should be allowed to drink any glowing liquid i though i think im built different