#megabitch

Because she deserves more love

Her being absolutely jealous about you. After nice time in mall you are coming home. You think that everything is okay and it's time to relax? You're wrong, it's time for you to explain yourself. Why did you smile at that girl in bookshop? Do you know her? Why did she smile back? Do you have romance? And why did you look so often at your phone? Did somebody send you something? Maybe asked you out? Heather is a bit obsessive but it's all because she believe that she's not really cool person and you will get bored of her one day. And then you will leave her for someone much prettier, more clever and more interesting than she. God, that girl has really low self-esteem. Give her some affection.

A lot of PDA. Holding hands in public, intense make out session next to... about, 50 people in school lunchroom, putting your arm around each other's waist, not leaving each other even for a little moment... Heather is going to use every opportunity to show how amazing is her girlfriend and how much she love her. Generally, she likes to spend time among people and she often uses it to show the whole world how much she appreciates her s/o. Giving you a present? She's gonna ask you loud if you like this expensive earrings. You don't know what to wear? Matching outfits sounds like great idea. Probably she will buy you also a tshirt with text "if lost, return to Heather".

Having your personal stylist. Of course, Heather thinks that you're perfect but when it comes to clothes... she is an expert. You should trust her and wear what she's proposing you (khem, khem, matching outfits). Not the worst deal because Heather is rich and she will buy you many new clothes.

Being over opinion of other people. If you was afraid of standing up to someone before, now you don't have to care about it anymore. You and Heather are belong to the most powerful clique of this school and you can do what you want. Some jackass bullies freshmans? Tell him to stop and slap bitch in the face. He won't complain if he will see Heather Duke by your side. Everyone in school loves you, is afraid of you or wants to fuck you. In each case you have an advantage.

Book swaps. You regularly swap your books and discuss about them later. Of course, you read 'Moby Dick', Heather's beloved book but you literally read every book of each other even if your tastes are a bit different. You like to compare feelings and opinions on characters or findind best quotes.

Lots of cute dates. Most eagerly, you go to the cinema or to the park after school. Coffeehouses, funfairs and simple shopping in mall are also your favourite ways to spend free time. Heather always buy you little gifts like candies, stuffed animals, bracelets, MANY joint polaroids, pretty notebooks, pens, just everything what can remind you about her later.

Trying to be absolute #CoupleGoal. You don't do it seriously. It's rather form of fun: you buy some cheap glossy magazines in looking for list of challenges for couple and then you try to exaggerate them. You aren't romamtic, you are comic. People roll their eyes when they see you, but it's funny in some way when you jump on Heather and kiss her in forehead to greet her, when Heather makes hundredth silly photo with you in school bathroom or when you just make out in the middle of the hallway.