soldiermedic that started with soldier being completely and utterly enraptured and blown away by medic preforming the most basic of medical tasks like skillfully and quickly wrapping a wrist with a bandage. Soldier is there like "HOLY MOTHER MARY OF JOSEPH. YOU OUGHTA BE NEXT HEAD OF THE STATE FOR THE SKILL YOU POSSESS, MAGGOT!! NO, SCRATCH THAT- NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!! YOU ARE AN ASSET TO THIS COUNTRY, SON!!!"
amd then he steps out of the infirmary and shouts at the first person he sees like "SCOUT, DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT?? LOOK AT HOW GOOD MEDIC WRAPPED MY ARM. YES IT WAS BROKEN. YES ITS BECAUSE I TRIED TO JAM MY HAND UP THE TOILET HOLE AGAIN. SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR ILL SHOVE YOUR HAMSTRINGS DOWN YOUR THROAT. NOW LOOK!! MEDIC WRAPPED IT!!!! MY BABYGIRL DID THAT!!!!!!!" Soldier is so so proud of Medic. So completely head over heels for his big naturals bbg.
and Medic is just like. Ooh hooh! What a hunk of an endearingly brick-stupid man.
WAITTTT I LOVE THIS... Medic is quite possibly the most self-obsessed man ever put on the page and I think getting this kind of High Praise from Soldier reaaally goes to his head too. Like logically he knows it's Just a wound dressing he's not actually any better at it than anybody else, but in the part of his brain that's Medic-shaped (most of it) he's like maybe I AM the best bandage-wrapper of all time. Everything a hot person tells you must be true so yknow