#mediocrechick

you know that 50 greatest rappers list? i can't believe none of the discussion is centered on the fact that they put jay z as number 1. like what bizarre-o world are we living in that jay z is ranked number 1 in anything. are we collectively forgetting this man tried to rap 'your breasteses is my breakfast'??

trump landing in hawaii and ppl welcoming him with signs saying 'welcome to kenya' is a big mood

every time i go on vacation with my fam, i always come back with some kind of illness. when we went to maui, i came back with food poisoning. when we went to puerto rico, i came back with heat exhaustion. and now we just came back from australia and i came back with a fucking cold and dehydration (parts of my fucking tongue turned black - like what the fuck).

listen, i need that porn anon from a couple of nights ago to come back and tell me what happened to that duck in the pool. did bullet tattoo guy get the duck out of the pool after sucking on her titties? did her son have a nice birthday party? i need answers.

yo, tell your followers (and their parents and neighbors and whoever they know) from georgia's 6th district to go vote tomorrow in the special election if you haven't already. VOTE OSSOFF. it's time y'all gave the rest of us something more than tom price or newt fucking gingrich.

happy 19th birthday - here's to another year of not catapulting into a vat of spicy ketchup

i had a folder that had my meme folder in it that was named similarly to another folder and i deleted that one instead of the one i actually wanted to delete. so the lesson learned here is: don't name your folders stupid #1 and stupid #2 because you'll delete the stupid you wanted to keep and keep the stupid you wanted to delete. ;___;

i'll one up that art school bug project anon with this: this white girl at my school put live goldfishes in styrofoam cups & called it art. but the hilarious part of this was she got a huge backlash from the animal rights group because she: a) left the fishes in those cups overnight, b) the building the fishes were in wasn't heated during the night and this was in the middle of winter so the water froze, c) she admitted she never even fed the fishes since she got them. idt she passed our class.