#mecha pilot! reader

R/n, looking at her board: B3!

Savannard: Hit! Damn, you sank my battleship!

R/n, taking a sip from her Gatorade: You know a well-maintained fleet is the backbone of any military structure, and with your floating arsenal depleted, your troops are likely to suffer some serious collateral damage.

Savannard, looks at her baffled: Huh...

{R/n looks just as baffled, before a light bulb goes off in the amnesiac woman’s head}

R/n, chuckles: Hey, y’know what, man? I think I might have been in the mecha guard's naval division.

Riley, to R/n: You fight like a feral animal! Who trained you?

R/n: No one, they'd would throw me into the compound's fight pit where I was beaten up until I fought back-

R/n: Though one of the people I fought did give me some good advice...

*flashback*

[Pit fighter: You don’t need to be strong to drive your thumbs into a person’s eyeballs, but it does a lot of damage.

Little R/n: That’s disgusting.

Pit fighter: Someone your size doesn’t have the luxury of fighting cleanly, kid.

Little R/n: I’m not saying I won’t do it. I’m just saying it’s disgusting.]

*present*

R/n: That advice saved my ass quite few times.

Riley and the bots:...

Mega Ambler: Reason 42 why you need therapy.

R/n, while nonchalantly checking her injured side : You know that...uh, kid game, "Two for Flinching?"

Savannard: Yeah... Oh, no. Don't tell me.

Mecha pilot! R/n: Oh, he got some shrapnel caught in there from a unfortunate accident... Worst we got separated from our unit. So I had to drag his half-dead ass around enemy-lines before we found a bandit camp with a skilled enough doctor to fix him..

Heavy Iron, doubtful: Just like that?

R/n: Well, they were reluctant to cooperate at first but after little gentle persuasion- By that I mean I beat the ever living shit out of half the camp and then held their leader captive with my knife to his neck and a live grenade stuffed in his mouth.. Let's just say, they were more than willing to see error in their ways and help us out in our time of need.

Dexter: ...You put a grenade in someone's mouth?

R/n: Well, actually it was a smoke bomb, They only found out about that once I pulled the pin and thew their leader outside where his guards were waiting to ambush me. They beat the ever loving crap out of him thinkin' it was me.

Heavy Iron: Yeah, you think between now and Friday you can score some decent blackmail on someone?

Edo: *chuckles*

[R/n picks up a staple gun and tries to staple the cardbot's leg.]

Heavy Iron, aims one of his blades at her: Uh-uh. R/n? I will end you.

[R/n weights her option and shoots a staple through Edo's boot instead.]

Taiga, whispering: Aunt R/n? Psst...hey R/n, wake up!

R/n: Hmn?

Taro: Wanna go ghost hunting with me and the squad?

R/n, still sleeping: No...

Fuma: Well too late. We already kidnapped you.

[R/n's eyes snap open; she sits up quick and her head hits something hard , the cyborg hisses and looks around and realizes she in her mech's cockpit said mech was being carried by Titas, she quickly activates her mech and switches it to bot mode and stared flying between the teens.]

R/n: Wha...How- how did get me in here without waking me up?

Taiga: It wasn't that hard you sleep like a rock!

R/n: Does Zoffy know I'm with you?

Titas: We left him a note.

[Cut to Zoffy glaring down at the note the Tri-squad left him.]

(Taking your wife to the forbidden graveyard be back laters! -Taiga and the squad)

Zoffy, eye twitches as he crumbles up the note: TARO!!!