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          Lips turn into what could only be described as the closest Gabriel can come to revealing an un-shielded comforting smile. “You’re important to me... ” and maybe that’s all too serious, “ --- and I can’t have you losing yourself to this bullshit, you hear me? ”

‘  it’s going to cost extra to get the blood stains out.

“why is it that every time i go somewhere with you it ends in violence and terror.”

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               "Okay, so if I have a better story than you, then you either owe me a hundred cookies or a pair of really expensive jeans that I can ruin—your choice."

What AU do you think will just not work with your muse? - Hmm, I’ve never thought of this before, I think you can fit him in mostly anything. Except those historical fantasy AU’s, like GoT and Merlin. My Dirk would not fit in those because I just wouldn’t know what to do and how, ya feel me? There’s also a bunch of AUs I know nothing about, so I can’t comment on all of them.

“Dave, I have a really, really serious question to ask you. Do you listen to coast to coast am?”

‘  should you be touching that?