Jul 8, 2025
Nice big forehead LOSER did you get it at the um. The uhhhh bigā¦ dumbā¦ foreheadā¦ store?? YEAH!!! š«µ LOSER!!! š«µ
What The F*ck (Fuck) Dude That Was Uncalled For. Guards: Kill Them
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Nice big forehead LOSER did you get it at the um. The uhhhh bigā¦ dumbā¦ foreheadā¦ store?? YEAH!!! š«µ LOSER!!! š«µ
What The F*ck (Fuck) Dude That Was Uncalled For. Guards: Kill Them
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I need a large rectangular graphic for the heading to an intro post. Main body is a black / really dark pink background covered in a hot pink web pattern. The words "Spider Lover" across the body of the rectangle. I don't have a specific font in mind, so long as it's not VCR OSD Mono or any similar pixelated fonts. On the far left side of the rectangle is a larger spider web that peaks outside of the rectangle. Image of a spider superimposed on the larger web. General vibe is like... creepycute. THAT'S THE ASK YOU IMPATIENT BUM. NOW POSTHASTE.
hello, world!
> executing file... GRAPHIC.PNG - REQUEST THEMES: SPIDERS, CREEPY, CUTE, PINK
here is your GRAPHIC.PNG ... thanks for contacting cryptidcircle's database!
well. i lied. good luck with that. -- @dutyforged
lies, deceit, & villainy ( @dutyforged )
He wasn't sure why Zelda had tasked him with clearing out the Guardians on a rampage in the surrounding area. Still, he suspected it had to do with the Yiga Clan's more intimate knowledge of ancient technology that even the Sheikah's own understanding paled in comparison. She'd likely seen the way the Yiga mowed through the ancient automatons where other soldiers struggled, and understood with them, they had a better chance in dealing with these threats.
Ugh, what an honest bother.
It's not that he needed help; this problem was no real sweat off his back save for being a nuisance for his upcoming nap time. Buuuuut, it also didn't hurt to have a few extra hands along the way so he didn't have to pull an extra muscle or anything.
As much as Kohga hated to admit it, Link was one hell of a warrior. And only a kid to boot ! Having this guy along meant Kohga could get back to the sack in no time. HELL, he could just sit back and munch some banana chips while Link did all the work FOR him. This one's in the bag.
Until. . .
" WHAT ?! You can't just up and ditch me like that !!! What part of teamwork don't you understand here !? Why. . . you little. . . " Kohga stomps and jabs an trembling finger between Link's eyes. The NERVE of this STUPID PUNK.
" URGH. FORGET YOU. FINE. I'll just. . . I'll just ask Impa. YEAH, I'll ask Impa ! She's wayyyyy more talented than you anyway. "
A pause before he adds in a quick aside: " Don't tell her I said that."
@ryovhs hello???? I count this as you hate me.
Be honest. How many prompts do you have finished for Fluff Week?
LMAO I feel called out Anon! Ya girlās got til the day of the prompt to submit them, ya know! But Iāll answer you honestly because ngl this made me laugh and accuse my friends of sending it lol.
As of right now, I only have 2 out of 5/6 done. 6 is if I do Modern (which will likely be the next chapter of Coffee and Cussinā; itās like 90% done).
Donāt worry, though. Iāve got all the ideas ready to go, just gotta write them. Itāll probably get done tomorrow!
Thanks for the ask, Anon! Thanks for keeping me humble lol; hope you have a great day!
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POUTSĀ BECAUSEĀ Ā AMANEĀ ISĀ TRYINGĀ TOĀ STOPĀ HIMĀ FROMĀ TEARINGĀ THEĀ EARSĀ OFFĀ OFĀ MOKKE.Ā Ā
āHereās todayās reminder that CHLOE IS A BULLY.ā