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not to be hater, i adoree mayravi and i really think they have potential but it's just makes me irrationally irritated that all it took was a couple of episodes (3 maybe?) for them to become canon and they had no prior history whatsoever. yet here we are, 9 seaons later and we've got absolutely nothing with buddie.
it just makes me mad and sad. it really is that easy. they just don't wanna go there:)
oh, yeah, i love mayravi a whole lot too, and tbh i never actually expected them to actually give it to us, so that is just an absolute delight that they did. but yeah, it is kind of a bummer that it really was so much easier to make mayravi happen.
at the same time though, it DID happen so quick and so easily that.... idk i'm not DISsatisfied with how it played out, but i actually would have enjoyed it if they did have to work a little more for it! or if we got more development between the two of them instead of just bing bang boom they're together. like that episode where ravi thought may and ian were a thing and got jealous but then harry was like dude you didn't even call her though — THAT was delicious, i loooooved that. i would've loved if they'd stretched that out a little longer too, or built off of that. anything to give them a little more meat to it, y'know?
and honestlyyyyyyy, like. the thing is mayravi and buddie are SO different, both like as relationships and as two individual characters coming together and narratively within the confines of the overarching show. like there is SO much history between buck and eddie, and i kind of wouldn't change that for the WORLD because so much of that shapes them and who they are to each other. and mayravi just doesn't have that. for a number of reasons! which obviously makes sense bc may and ravi havent know each other as long/they've both only semi-recently come into their own as mains (yes ik ravi technically isnt a main, but he is in my heart okay), etc etc. but yeah they just don't really have the same sauce to me. so like if i had to choose, buddie would win every single time. like i would pick buddie, even if we were strung along for the rest of forever in relationship limbo, over canon mayravi. not because i don't like mayravi, bc that's not true, i love them!! but because to me, buddie is just infinitely more compelling of a relationship! at least how the show is presenting them both rn and over the years and stuff.
it kind of boils down to: buddie is moving too slow but mayravi moved too fast. i think they could've taken more time getting mayravi together and playing in that sandbox of pining!! and buddie, well, they need to pull the trigger already.
and also, like, call me crazy, say i'm delusional, tell me i'm getting baited, whatever, idc, but i'm very much firmly in the camp of "it's not nothing" regarding buddie. 🤷♀️ like. i kind of vehemently disagree that s9 gave us nothing wrt them! like we literally had a whole entire buddie bottle episode where buck and eddie were believed to be gay in love and almost got hatecrimed about it and the two of them literally fought tooth and nail to get back to each other!!! thats super not nothing to me!! and even though there weren't necessarily a lot of explicit attempts to push the buddie of it all, i do also think buck and eddie's separate stories — particularly eddie's — this season did a lot of good work to prime them individually for it (even if the ignoring the elephant in the room did also simultaneously stagnate their individual stories in some ways too. both are equally as true to me!)
i think the problem is that what we are getting is good in a vacuum, but overall, their trajectory is moving at a GLACIAL pace and that may have worked in the earlier seasons, but it's crawling just a touch too slow now. like, the thing is this season alone i can name like at LEAST three (but almost certainly more if i really sat down and thought about it) moments that they could have used as a feelings realization catalyst. like the setups were ABSOLUTELY there — they're just not pulling the trigger. which IS frustrating! and that's what the problem is. it's not necessarily that i don't think they ever will — because that's not true, i do think they will — it's just they keep wanting to get it perfect or just not wanting to stir things up or getting scared about committing bc that IS such a significant change (even though 1. it's also kind of not bc they already ACT so much like a married couple that like the dynamic isn't going to change that much lol and 2. clearly big changes have worked well for the show though! bc as much as i hate bobby dying and as much as i hate how it was done, i DO kind of think that the ensuing shakup did breathe a little bit of new life into the show). but yeah.
and the thing is i'm not even asking for much. like, i just want ONE single feelings realization. bc that would at least like confirm, but also that WOULD be a step forward, AND like tim could still play in that dragging it out space he loves so much bc listen i am a SUCKER for mutual pining so let's let these bitches yearn!!! let's let these bitches KNOW that they are yearning!!!!!! like as long as we know it IS leading somewhere, like FOR SURE, i could honestly be so happy a whole season of pining lol. that's my bread and butter baby!!! but yeah, for that to even happen though they NEED to stop avoiding the elephant in the room. AT LEAST to themselves!!!
Ok, just skimmed through your hail the iron lung tag, and I have a few questions!
So I get that in this idea, Ryland belongs to the Iron Lung universe, so I guess we're in this timeline/canon with mars being colonised in 92's, Ryland being born way later, Quiet Rapture yada, yada
I have thousands of questions, like, where Ryland belongs to?(COI? Eden?Something else? Did he split from one faction?)
The art with Rocky on the picture disappearing and the meme with gosling asking "where did it go?" Cracked me up so bad, but then, this raises the questions of how you fit the Eridians in all of it?
A later post with you yelling "HEAR ME OUT" (and it is a painful idea, but so very intriguing and I would love to read it or something-) and you mentioned Eridians being eaten by the blood eel?? And Rocky visiting mutated/fussed Ryland/Simon tree, so I suppose they all eventually become friends before out two humans demise?? In that case, would it be possible to have more context about *wave at it all* your entire idea?? I would love to read/hear about it!
Also, as bloodymary seems to be like, some sort of end goal, does that mean Ryland and Simon knew each other before being thrown in the Iron Lung? (Oooh, if Ryland was part of Eden, maybe they were together during the Filament disaster? From what I understood of the event, Simon tried to stop it from happening, right? What if Ryland wanted to stop it as well, they worked together for a time, but boom, got separated, and Simon assume that his friend (something more??) just died and like, had this huge regret added to the rest?? Oooh, make it worse, and Ryland works up from the incident as a prisoner, but also amnesiac (which could be a call back to the phm film/book!)
Simon being quite distraught at first when he realises that Ryland does not remember him :( but I guess forced proximity and cosmic/eldrichian horror eventually get the rest of his memories back on before they ultimately die )
Sorry, I went a bit overboard with that ask. It's just your ideas intrigues me a lot and I just want to hear more about it!
I wish you an amazing day!
Hi!!!! eeee yeah! I'll try and answer your questions as best i can haha (i am very very very tired), i am forming like pretty concrete plans for the comic, but still nothing is set in stone.
potential spoilers?
Ryland! i have a couple different ideas, there WILL be a third party besides the COI and Eden. I know for a fact however, that Ryland will not be from Eden. I'm still debating how he goes from one to the other, but for plot/backstory reasons, grace is indeed involved with the COI.
THE ERIDIANS!!!! I'm SO excited about this ohdkldhjdhcjhdg, which is weird because its the part i thought out the least. Ideas that i have so far is that they actually live in cave systems underneath the blood ocean floor- i need to do more research about this! So while humans are going down, they are coming up and meeting in the middle. They do have a ship/drill btw! and rocky was supposed to wear a suit in that mini thing i made but i had forgotten T^T. their ship had gotten damaged and rocky was going out to fix out- and thats when simon and grace found him. this part im iffy on, so i dont know if itll stay the same.
yes yes yes yes yes! i want them to kinda become friends before… everything at the end- my whole idea for this au is really just, fusing the two movies together? kinda? i love the ending of iron lung, so so so much. and so while it sucks, its very important to me that it ends in a similar manner. its bigger than them. but i also cant help it, and i want simon to have a buddy. and the buddy that i give him, cant survive without HIS buddy (rocky) so thats this mess oshuhskjhjhjgfjdh. also idk how yet but they ARE able to communicate with rocky, and because simon is there, rocky gets to curse and im very excited. they all work together in this, hoping to solve both their problems.(which i still need to figure out- i have 3 different ideas that dont work yet) i wish i had more to say for this question, my apologies
hey so like- YOUR BRAIN IS AWESOME!!! unfortunately thats not the direction im going- T^T, but you should definitely do something like that, that sounds awesome. so grace and simon are effectively strangers. have they met before? i cant answer that because i do want that to be a surprise. what i will say however that if they did meet, it wasnt memorable enough for simon to recognize grace. grace also has amnesia so theres also that! im gonna make character ref sheets, and hopefully some lore pages (which i actually havent told ANYONE about… and itll stay that way till its done)
also dont apologize!! this made me really happy to read, and im really glad that my idea intrigues you. I hope my sleepy response didnt push you away haha. ive talked to some friends about this and im slowly realizing that this is going to be a very, very verryyyyyy long comic. its also my first comic ive made, so its gonna be a very rocky start (ba-dum tish). i hope it turns out well, and i hope people enjoy it!!
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9x08!!!!
- Buck and Eddie doing a one person job of course
- WORK HUSBAND….yk the gay ones are the ones who won’t joke about being gay for each other
- “Yes sir, Eddie sir” oh I’m sure 🤨
- Buddie banter is BACK!!!
- Oughhhhhh am I wrong for thinking that Chim is in the right here, obv they need to talk but she should NOT be there anymore
- ooooooo misogynistic lawyers
- ok cool grand theft auto
- MADDIE WOOOOOO
- oh my
- Yeaaaa arrest him
- GET HIM ATHENA GET HIM
- ok well he got himself
- WHERE IN THE CAR IS THIS WOMAN POSITIONED
- yea get him
- Ok this is not the place to have a falling out
- ewwwwwww AI fuck that
- I forget how many people just USE Ai like side tangent I guess but I actively avoid it and I keep forgetting that’s not a popular opinion like wdym you’re using it to write an email THESAURUS BITCH
- Yea tell him Maddie
- HOLY FUCK IT STOLE HER VOICE
- “like you but better” FUCK YOU THATS IMPOSSIBLE
- fuck this guy and not in the good way
- he’s so silly hen please forgive him
- Yayyyyyy they made up
- Or not
- Ok this is giving lawsuit arc and Bobby was grounded in reality there
- NO HES NOT OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS STOP ARGUING AAAAAA
- Ok yea but also HIRE MORE fucking dispatchers and then we have more people to do this
- If I called 9-1-1 and realized I was talking to a fucking AI I would just die
- Lots of mustard
- Oh my
- SHOOTER! GROCERY STORE!
- war…
- Oh my gosh
- PARAMEDDIE!
- OHMY GOD OH MY GOD
- Buck should be freaking rn
- ok cool army stuff
- Ok that was whatever that was
- I feel like that’s gonna be important later but also like how what are we exploring with Eddie’s character through this
- Oh my
- SARA GET OUT OF HERE
- OH MY
- yea fuck the ai get it out of here
- Got to focused? Like what the fuck it tried to murder him
- Ok but also this is not an example of an AI takeover or sentience it’s an example of shitty programming. It’s a machine that won’t do what it’s designed for has and always will be shitty, “she’s” not alive “she” has no desire to live or die it’s simply an error unfortunately it always is
- YEA KILL IT MADDIE KILL IT
- Buck and Eddie there together oh I’m sure
- “If we invite Buck he’ll invite Eddie”
- Ok but they do need to actually talk
- get this poor woman out of here she has no idea
- Yea they’re bickering like a married couple
- Oh my goodness yea because passing away on the job wouldn’t bring up any Bobby related memories
- I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PULL OUT THE “you didn’t ask” BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY SUPPOSED TO ASK???? “Hey have you been experiencing any life altering medical problems lately? Just checking in🤭”
- BUCK LITERALLY GAVE YOU A GRIEF ASSESMENT
- Also, I kind of get this, but if we’re going to be bringing up people not getting support after Bobby’s death, we need to show that everyone else is getting support. WHICH WE AREN’T. As of now we’re just seeing everyone being treated the same as hen so her pain feels somewhat unwarranted!!!!
- Very good pass out timing
- AUTOIMMUNE CONNECTIVE TISSUE DISORDER! HELL YEAH!
- Not hell yeah that actually sucks but I take the rep I can get
- IN SPACE!
As someone with other medical mysteries I do sympathise with hen very much her whole monologue of “I feel new symptoms appearing every day and I wonder which one is gonna kill me” did hit very close to home. I feel that a lot. And I’m glad that by the end of the episode they’ve made up, though I’m wondering how they’re gonna close this one because if hen has a chronic, degenerative illness then I don’t see how they’re gonna spin it so that she can go back to work again? Idk this show is not always medically accurate so hopefully they find some miracle mystery cure and I can live vicariously through her! 6/10 because Bobby is dead, and because medical mysteries never quite interest me

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Outer Wilds (Video Game) AO3 Tags appreciation post
Of course, no one cares about spoilers quite like Outer Wilds fans care about spoilers:
major outer wilds spoilers
Slight game spoilers
DLC Spoilers / Echoes of The Eye spoilers
art book spoilers
allusions to the dlc but nothing in depth
spoilers for a small but important part of the story
don't read it unless you've played it
as in plot and quite literally a solution to a puzzle, so don't read if you want to solve them all yourself
DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED ECHOES OF THE EYE OR FINISHED THE MAIN GAME
all the spoilers ever for everything outer wilds you have been warned
idk what else to tag pretty much everything is a spoiler
I can't even write tags without spoiling
DO NOT SPOIL YOURSELF MY GOD
I'm a little afraid of posting this because it might spoil something inadvertantly
Spoilers!, but this is outer wilds, you probably know the drill
so don't spoil yourself!!
So here's the requisite Outer Wilds "There will be spoilers!" warning because there will be spoilers throughout this post from this point on, okay?
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's start this off like every run, with a cozy campfire, shall we?
Campfires
Campfire stories
there will be mallow roasting over a campfire
Marshmallows
S'mores (OMG how much I wish someone - anyone - got to make a s'more.)
And Riebeck is a big marshmallow
Implied/Referenced Drug Use
just two high buddies chillin and talking about stuff
Now that we're all enjoying perfectly-roasted marshmallows, let's get to it:
pjo season 2 episode 2 thoughts
this one is a bit longer because i went on some rants SORRY...
bro percy is so universally hated at the camp at first and i'm not sure why, he didn't ask for any of this crap and it's not his fault he's a w demigod
THE FLIRTING THE FLIRTING oh percy is down bad and he doesn't know it
clarisse and chris content this early in the season? okok!
the birds look like pokémon
chris is a baddie thanks
this chariot race is just as intense as i remember it being so props to special effects for that
these birds are stressing me out
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
ANNABETH WHY WOULD YOU STOP oh probably because she's a nice person
tantalus you suck
clarisse you also suck
OH MY GOSH THE RADIO AHAHAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
w song choice
"a parent to at least some of you" BROTHER
"the barrier will not fail"? buddy it just did!
oh got it correction thx
i am glad to see tantalus all scratched up because he's so egotistical and taking credit for all of percy and annabeth's hard work / dreams
the numbers being wrong i didn't even notice
CONTINUING THE RACE WHILE PEOPLE ARE BEING ATTACKED EXCUSE ME
bro percy's not trying take all the attention he's trying to help hello
bro the fact that clarisse was going to pick percy but annabeth had to tell him no
the start of chris and clarisse before canon! (maybe)
oh poor percy
SHOOT ON SIGHT WOWZA
I LOVE HOW WALKER AND ARYAN BOTH ENDED UP WEARING THE WEDDING DRESS I FEAR THATS ICONIC
percy not outright calling tyson his brother makes me sad
"im not taking sides!" - grover, panicking that his otp is failing
"wHy WoUlD sHe BeTrAy Me?!" - percy for the rest of the book
i can't believe nobody caught percy trying to leave??
holy jawline
THATS RIGHT PERCY YOU STAND ON BUSINESS AINT THAT THE TRUTH it's giving "i'm sally jackson's son!"
he's so grown but so baby at the same time
anyways i'll stop i'm just proud of this kid he's my brother (no but seriously he reminds me of my brother)
i can't remember, how do we feel about lin manuel miranda being hermes
i'm sorry? "what happens in vegas is the reason for half of hermes cabin?" IS THIS CHILDREN'S TV OR WHAT
i don't trust hermes but i'm kind of vibing with how him and percy are interacting
in this moment i have realized how much leah has grown as well
walker's acting has actually improved a lot
this exchange is making me sad
"he's my son" "he hates you" 😟😟
what in the fanny pack
mom and dad are fighting and i'm sad
walker and leah are doing their jobs a little too well
OH ANNABETH IM SORRY this poor girl literally doesn't know how to relax because being hunted is all she has ever known, impermanence is all she has ever experienced, and because things don't last with her she pushes percy away first, hence leading into her fatal flaw when she says "i want to build something permanent" because she's tired of everything else falling around her I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO A GIRL MORE
just kiss already
who said that
WALKER CANNOT TAKE HIS EYES OFF HER THANK YOU PERCY er the other way around idk
this cannot be allowed, killing kids is so illegal
and percy's arm in front of annabeth PLEASE
how are tantalus's teeth so yellow when he hasn't eaten anything ever
does he even know how to work that thing
yeah throw your fit tantalus PLEASE THROW HANDS AGAIN and lose sucker
AW TYSON HES CUTE
yeah that was way longer than two minutes
who is danny virtue?? 😢😢
i liked this episode better than the first one! all the tension and infighting and problems between percy and annabeth, tyson and percy, tantalus and percy, clarisse and everyone, etc. it was all great. i don't remember too many changes from the book so obviously down for that, and now i'm excited for this next part because i don't remember too much of how it goes down!
casual , part 6
“ someone you couldn’t lose ”
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