“tubbo is the traitor. no, it’s tubbo. i wrote this, tubbo’s the traitor.” - wilbur

“we’ve got dream and punz comin— oh, hello dream.” *proceeds to watch dream murder everyone* - wilbur

“welcome back, quackity.” “i’m NAKED, techno.” - techno, quackity

“have some blue. have some more blue.” - wilbur

“blue’s not a drug!” “fine, distributing blue” - wilbur, techno

“i should be the first in line i’m naked” - quackity

“HAHA i fuckin’ won baby get fucked” - quackity

“if we say humana humana humana it’ll sound funny” “humananhumananhumananhumanahumanahumana” - tommy, everyone

“this is the last chance for the traitor to reveal themselves. who is it?” *wilbur raises his hand* - quackity, wilbur

“i can't believe i won the election! i can't believe i stripped wilbur soot from his power!” - quackity, charging into battle with wilbur soot

*mid battle* “where do i turn off clouds?” - niki

“we’ve killed karl THREE TIMES” - wilbur

“so. schlatt’s an idiot.” “how long’d that take you to figure out?” - dream, wilbur

“WOOO we killed an old man with heart problems POG!” - technoblade

“NO WAY THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!” - twitch user fizzymizz after schlatt is dead and tommyinnit is president (little did they know)

“i’ll bow to him!” “karl don’t be weird” - karl, technoblade

*in the background* “WOO! anarchy!” “techno shut up” - techno, tommy

“i’m really trying the whole metaphor thing here.” - tubbo

“oh, no, there was a traitor :)” - dream

“they missed their chance. they pulled a fucking george” - tommy

*phil joins* “WHAT THE FUCK?? PHILZA MINECRAFT?” - everyone in tommy’s vc

“LETS GET HIM! TEAM CHAOS!” - dream

“you know who was the traitor? - tommy, the traitor was wilbur!” - dream

“are we just all gonna ignore that?” - purpled, being ignored

“ahAHAHA, YES!” - dream, watching l’manburg explode

“he had a saying, phil. it was never meant to be.” - wilbur

“YOU'RE MY SON!” - philza

“GUYS PHILZA JUST GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT!” - fundy

“do you know what? he fucking lied! he lied! phil it’s technoblade, phil it’s technoblade. phil, it’s technoblade. phil… phil? and he has eight withers ready to go.” - wilbur

“you want to be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!” - technoblade

“this server’s built on blowing up and burning. how are they surprised?” - wilbur