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Bonus:

DARCY WITH A SCYTHE | S3 EP17

Reflection Of a Friends

without text

im back at it again

Again what's with the prison conditions?

Didnt he tell c!Punz that the prison was for people who got in the way while they were alone that one time

we Know that the theory was around for ages. it was still shit when we first thought of it and it still delegitimises and demeans the impact of the entire season 2 finale now. what's the fun in the idea that this one guy always has everything under control to the point the one win his enemy gets is staged? that's not fun, like, at all.

the season 2 finale was impactful as it saw an abuse victim and his friend finally get saved from their abuser. it sent the message that your attachments to your friends and to what you hold close is important and meaningful and GOOD. now, what? none of that matters because it wasn't a real win and that message is now null and void. great way to just piss all over a really powerful moment in the series overall and a really powerful message of overcoming your abuse and your abuser and beating the shit out of him because he deserved to :)

“tubbo is the traitor. no, it’s tubbo. i wrote this, tubbo’s the traitor.” - wilbur

“we’ve got dream and punz comin— oh, hello dream.” *proceeds to watch dream murder everyone* - wilbur

“welcome back, quackity.” “i’m NAKED, techno.” - techno, quackity

“have some blue. have some more blue.” - wilbur

“blue’s not a drug!” “fine, distributing blue” - wilbur, techno

“i should be the first in line i’m naked” - quackity

“HAHA i fuckin’ won baby get fucked” - quackity

“if we say humana humana humana it’ll sound funny” “humananhumananhumananhumanahumanahumana” - tommy, everyone

“this is the last chance for the traitor to reveal themselves. who is it?” *wilbur raises his hand* - quackity, wilbur

“i can't believe i won the election! i can't believe i stripped wilbur soot from his power!” - quackity, charging into battle with wilbur soot

*mid battle* “where do i turn off clouds?” - niki

“we’ve killed karl THREE TIMES” - wilbur

“so. schlatt’s an idiot.” “how long’d that take you to figure out?” - dream, wilbur

“WOOO we killed an old man with heart problems POG!” - technoblade

“NO WAY THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!” - twitch user fizzymizz after schlatt is dead and tommyinnit is president (little did they know)

“i’ll bow to him!” “karl don’t be weird” - karl, technoblade

*in the background* “WOO! anarchy!” “techno shut up” - techno, tommy

“i’m really trying the whole metaphor thing here.” - tubbo

“oh, no, there was a traitor :)” - dream

“they missed their chance. they pulled a fucking george” - tommy

*phil joins* “WHAT THE FUCK?? PHILZA MINECRAFT?” - everyone in tommy’s vc

“LETS GET HIM! TEAM CHAOS!” - dream

“you know who was the traitor? - tommy, the traitor was wilbur!” - dream

“are we just all gonna ignore that?” - purpled, being ignored

“ahAHAHA, YES!” - dream, watching l’manburg explode

“he had a saying, phil. it was never meant to be.” - wilbur

“YOU'RE MY SON!” - philza

“GUYS PHILZA JUST GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT!” - fundy

“do you know what? he fucking lied! he lied! phil it’s technoblade, phil it’s technoblade. phil, it’s technoblade. phil… phil? and he has eight withers ready to go.” - wilbur

“you want to be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!” - technoblade

“this server’s built on blowing up and burning. how are they surprised?” - wilbur

that new patch trailer was s I C K