Okay, let’s see...

- Ivor acts like Jesse’s dad. (Either Jesse.)

- Harper subconsciously acts like Jesse’s mom.

- Jesse has licked Miss Butter once to see if it actually tasted like butter. 

- Petra knows that the previous headcanon has happened but chooses to ignore it because it’s weird.

- Stella is gay.

- Stella has a humongous crush on Jesse but does her best to cover it up.

- Stella is a complete himedere. No question about it. 

- Romeo is kinda a kamidere in Admin form. Also an oujidere.

- Ivor routinely has dreams about cake.

- Soren is very, very gay.

- Magnus is afraid of rats.

- Hadrian has a phobia of potatoes. (Don’t ask why this is a headcanon okay--)

- Hadrian loves honey.

- Jesse and Fred are extremely extremely EXTREMELY similar personality-wise.

- Jesse is extremely nice. If you mess with her, she pretends to be innocent and ignorant in order to piss you off. If you mess with her friends, her reaction ranges from being extremely sarcastic and sassy to hitting you with an axe, depending on how bad the messing with her friends is.

- Axel will cuddle with everybody. Even if they don’t want to be cuddled.

- Aiden likes to write fanfiction. (Don’t ask me about what.)

- Mevia is aro. Very much so. If you flirt with her you are probably going to get an axe up your butt.

- At the same time, if you use pick-up lines with Mevia, she’ll start a pun war with you and probably say more than a few pick-up lines herself.

- Maya is allergic to cats.

- Maya and Gill are actually very nice people, they just tend to go along with whatever Aiden says.

- Jack used to live near the Sea Temple and moved to Beacontown to get away from it. (That did not go well, as you can see.)

- Archie (the parrot in Jack’s shop) belonged to Sammy or Vos.

- Any time someone mentions the word ‘useful’, Petra, Lukas, and Harper will all shudder. If they are all in the same room together, they will all shudder in unison.

- Fred has scarily good intuition.

- Petra and Lukas refuse to go too close to anything involving a complicatedly large amount of redstone.

- Stella has exactly 153 versions of her suit. All in slightly different shades of purple.

- Jesse, as leader of Beacontown, tries to get the required amount of sleep (at least eight hours)  but is failing miserably at that and actually only gets like half an hour a night right now (petra has totally never had to try to drag jesse to bed haha what are you talking about)

- Jesse is ace as hecc.

- Jesse doesn’t understand innuendos and most inappropriate things. The others do their best to make sure she gets as little exposure to it as possible.

- Romeo is one inch shorter than Xara and he’s salty about it

- Jesse turns the color of tomatoes any time anyone tries to mention ‘Jesse Con’ to her and will speedwalk away as fast as possible.

- Ivor has been used as a pillow by every single member of the Old Order and the New Order. (and Radar a couple times)

- Nell is surprisingly strong.

- Jesse magically attracts animals everywhere she goes and gets along with them really really well. 

- Lukas also magically attracts animals, although on a lesser scale compared to Jesse.

- Magnus smokes cigarettes.

- If Ellegaard catches Magnus at smoking cigarettes, she will smack him upside the head.

- She used to sneak up behind him and yell at him to startle him, but hasn’t done that since one time he jumped so bad that he swallowed his cigarette.

- Stella uses lots of sweet nicknames for people (sweetie, honey, sweetheart, darling, cupcake, puddin’, sweetie pie), but makes them especially sweet when talking to Jesse.

- Ivor has essentially adopted Jesse. The rest of the Order act like Jesse’s aunts and uncles. Jesse is very pleased about this development.

- Jesse catalogues people’s hugs to give them the perfect hug.

- Petra pokes people in the ribs from time to time to get a reaction. (Don’t ask me why I headcanon this)

- Ivor has an iron stomach. If you try to feed him poison he usually won’t even blink. (This is due to literally all of the potions he’s had over the years)

- Ivor is an insomniac. 

- Ivor drinks calming potions at night to get to sleep.

- Jesse will sometimes wake up in the middle of the night screaming from a nightmare. Ivor will give her a calming potion and she’ll go to sleep while being hugged by Lukas, Axel, and Olivia, with Petra’s hand in her hair. (Ivor is sitting in a chair nearby supervising, and Harper’s right next to him.)

- When you’re an Admin, your aging freezes. Once you have your powers taken away, your aging begins again, but the leftover ‘Admin power’ in you is enough to slow it down sooo much. (Hence why Romeo looks frigging adorable after he has his powers taken away.)

- Jesse and the rest of the New Order have all gone to therapy. Ivor also goes.

- Lukas and Jesse have been on at least one date, Petra and Lukas have gone on at least one, Petra and Jesse have been on a couple dates, and Stella and Jesse have gone on some ‘dates’ but Stella refuses to admit they’re dates and calls them ‘getting over our rivalry meetings’.