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I became Tomâs fan not too long ago, and it didnât take long for me to become your fan too. Youâre truly an amazing person. I hope today is the happiest day for you!
Tom and McQ's messages to each other at the end of the Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning bts commentary
aka these two complimenting each other for almost five minutes
[transcript under the cut]
Tom: And McQ I want to thank you because throughout it and all the way to the end you just never, ever give up. You never give in. You never give up. You never sacrifice quality, your own personal integrity of what you feel is right.
McQ: [softly] Wow, thank you.
Tom: You know, when you look at even the music cues at the end and the mix our whole team it was - and all of this - and every time you just set the bar and go "we can do better, we can do better" and all the way to the end getting it. And at the end of finishing a movie it just blooms and the last days you could just feel the movie just bloom into what it is.
I'm so grateful to know you. I'm so grateful to have this partnership -
McQ: [softly] Wow. That's kind of you to say.
Tom:- this friendship, you know. And to your family who were there and support us throughout this entire period.
McQ: Yours as well.
Tom: Our friends and our family - and - I can't tell you enough of how privileged I feel to be able to have this life. And your partnership. I can't even describe all of the things that you do and how much you have brought to my life, and in turn to cinema.
McQ: [softly] Wow.
Tom: And those of you, it's like my Cinema Con speech for McQ, is just a snapshot of that. You're an absolute brilliant man and a humanitarian.
McQ: [softly] Wow.
Tom: And I'm very grateful. It's in every frame of your films and every frame of this movie so thank you my friend. And thank you to our crew and everyone.
McQ: Thank you. I will ... I will say that's what happens when you work on a Tom Cruise movie.
[both laugh]
McQ: Because if I didn't do that I wouldn't be around.
[both continue laughing]
McQ: I don't think I would have lasted.
Tom: Twenty years we've been doing this. One thing after the next.
McQ: No, but I'm serious you lead by example and you demand the best from people and you push people to do things that they - you inspire people to do things - and every person here and how hard they work, they know that when they come to work they're making something that is ... that no one else can make and that is going to stand the test of time. And you feel it. You feel it when you come to work in the morning. There are days that are exhausting. There are days that are - we're in the Arctic! And people are on the verge of getting frostbite - and no one did by the way -
Tom: No. And the aerial stuff where you and I wake up when it was raining -
McQ: - and in the desert.
Tom: - when it was raining we would be like -
McQ: Oh, every day it would rain we would be like "thank god, thank god it's raining. I can't fly today. Please can it rain for three more days." You know you can't fight the weather. What are you going to do?
Tom: [laughs] No.
McQ: But you know these are all people who come to work, genuinely inspired, knowing that they're doing something that is, it's a very precarious and endangered art form. We live in a time when all of this - when the movie that you're watching right now is rare and it's getting rarer, and it exists because you show up to work every day taking the beating that you're taking. He's not doing this to show off, folks. He's doing it because he loves this craft. He loves this art form. He loves knowing that there is an audience out there sitting in a theater together - not at home - and that they're out there meeting other people and because the power this medium has to bring people together, to inspire people, and to unite them. It's something he takes very, very, very seriously.
Tom: [softly] Thank you my friend.
McQ: I really admire that about you. I've watched you, you know, it's not something you take lightly. And I've watched you fight for this medium, for this industry, for the twenty years that I've known you. And I know you did it for the twenty years before that. This movie exists because of what you're willing to put into it and I don't know another human in this century that would do that.
Tom: [softly] Thank you my friend.
McQ: And that's not hyperbole.
Tom and McQ: [in sync] Thank you my friend.
Tom: Thank you.
McQ: It's been an adventure.
Tom: Thank you.
McQ: Thank you.
Tom: And the adventures continue.
McQ: Oh my god.
Tom: [laughs] For the next and the next and the next! It shall go on.
McQ: Oh my god. [both laugh] To be continued.
Tom: To be continued.
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[note: transcript edited to remove some "umms" and repeat words. also this was during the end credits with the crew names onscreen so I made it an mp3 version]
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@ghostbird-7 linked me to the GQ write-up about Christopher McQuarrie and I'm reeling. I'm losing my entire fucking mind.
I've felt an admiration and kinship for McQ's philosophy on creating art for years now and the specific way he does it, his journey from artist-first to the guy who is parachuted in to save movies from themselves to a tradesman and the back to an artist, the focus on methodology. I'm going to expire.
this one fucking bit:
McQuarrie began to notice patterns. Mistakes that were made, over and over again. Studios soon recognized this particular talent. Once, McQuarrie told me, in his capacity as a movie ER doctor, he was parachuted in on two separate films in distress, on which two totally different filmmakers both had an Apocalypse Now poster in their office. âAnd I said, âLet me tell you how to make Apocalypse Now. Let me help you because itâs so simple. First, make The Godfather, then make The Conversation, then make The Godfather Part II. Then take all of your personal capital and all of your professional capital and gamble that and your marriage and the life of your leading man and your sanity on a movie about a war that nobody wants to remember. And then spend years shooting it and put it in cinemas and no one will come and it will take decades before people recognize what it is. Thatâs how you make Apocalypse. Now let me tell you something: Youâre not making Apocalypse Now.âââ
because its so simple MCQUARRIE YOU MASSIVE BITCH. /fans face
ENTIRE ARTICLE UNDER THE CUT bc man that fucking paywall is a bitch to get around
When it comes time to start a new Mission: Impossible movie, the first thing that happens is Tom Cruise, the star of the franchise, and Christopher McQuarrie, its longtime writer-director, sit down together and they ask each other: What do you want to do? The answer is inevitably: something difficult and dangerous.
Years ago, when Cruise and McQuarrie were beginning to sketch out the plot of 2018âs Mission: ImpossibleâFallout, Cruise proposed a helicopter chase: his character in the films, Ethan Hunt, pursuing a bad guy, played by Henry Cavill, while both of them were aloft. As a rule, in Mission: Impossible, stunts are real: meaning they are performed by the actual actors involved, at least when possible, and when they are being done by Tom Cruise, that means all the time. âHeâs the only actor in the world who is actually going to do everything,â Fraser Taggart, the seriesâs director of photography, told me.
In the Mission: Impossible franchise alone, Cruise has climbed the shiny glass sides of the Burj Khalifa, the worldâs tallest building; hung from the side of an A400 military transport plane as it took off; and ridden an actual motorcycle off the edge of an actual Norwegian cliff. He has a commercial pilot license. He is one of 36 people in history to be named an honorary US naval aviator. He can parachute and BASE jump and free dive. But one issue with this particular idea for Fallout was that Cruise, at the time, was not trained as a helicopter pilot. So Cruise and McQuarrie made inquiries, and they were told that at eight hours a day, seven days a week, it would take three months to get Cruise up to speed. Cruise asked: What about the other 16 hours in a day? A month and a half later, he was ready to fly.
The second problem with the idea was that it was so perilous that most countries wouldnât allow Mission: Impossible to try it within their borders. This is the next conversation McQuarrie and Cruise have. âYouâve got to figure out: Where in the world are we going to shoot this?â McQuarrie said recently. âWell, weâre going to go (a) where Bond isnât. And (b) where Fast and Furious isnât. And (c) where Mission has never been. That Venn diagram says: Hereâs where youâre shooting. Provided the State Department even allows you to go there.â
With the helicopters, McQuarrie and Cruise tried India first, but âwhen we told them what we were going to do,â McQuarrie said, âthey were like, Thatâs not happening here.â Finally, they found a friendly government in New Zealand, which said, according to McQuarrie: âShoot it away from population, and just know if you fly in this glacier and anything happens, thereâs no one that can come and get you. Youâll be there forever. Theyâre going to fly over it and drop a plaque.â
With the location secured, McQuarrie and Cruise got to work. In the sequence theyâd planned, Hunt is pursuing a turncoat named Walker, played by Cavill, who is holding the detonator to two nuclear bombs. To film the chase, McQuarrie and his cameraman followed Cruise in a second helicopter. Once in the air, the production followed a strict fuel countdown, meaning they only had so much time in the sky, but the shot was tricky to get right. McQuarrie, over the radio, would give Cruise direction: left pedal, right pedal, until Cruise had flown himself into the frame. âTom is lining up the helicopter in a camera he canât see,â McQuarrie recalled. âAnd I said, âThatâs your mark. Maintain it.â The reason itâs always in the frame is because Tom Cruise is both flying the helicopter, looking over his shoulder so the camera can see him, and acting. Heâs doing all of that at the same time.â
Simon Pegg, who plays Benji Dunn, a member of the IMF, or Impossible Mission Force, in the series, told me he often feels âa sense of quiet dreadâ when the production is away attempting one of these sequences. For this one, Pegg said, âI remember when we said goodbye and Tom was going off to do all this stuff with Henry, I said, âSee you in London. Or maybe not.âââ
McQuarrie and Cruise have now been working together for nearly two decades, beginning with 2008âs Valkyrie, which McQuarrie wrote and produced, and Cruise starred in. Their partnership has become one of the most productive and lucrative in Hollywood history. And at its center is Mission, as everyone involved calls itâa franchise unlike any other. Based on the TV series from the 1960s, the basic ingredients are almost camp: Each time out, Ethan needs a mission, which will be relayed via a self-destructing device. At some point, someone will wear a latex mask of a face that is not their own. The plots will be baroque; the exposition will come in 40-foot waves.
And yet in its sheer scale, its locations, its dedication to practical effects, and most of all its star, Mission is unmatched. Since McQuarrie came aboardâfirst as an uncredited screenwriter on the 2011 Mission: Impossible installment Ghost Protocolâthe series has also distinguished itself as the rare action franchise about, for lack of a better word, adults. One unofficial rule of Mission is that Ethan Hunt canât want to do any of the insane things he has to do (ride a motorcycle off a cliff, hang off the side of a plane in midair, etc.), because what normal, mature person would? The primary emotions Hunt seems to feel are guilt, grief, and fear. Just like the rest of us.
To these movies, McQuarrie brings a unique and singular skill set: screenwriter (he won an Oscar, at age 26, for the second Hollywood film he ever wrote, The Usual Suspects), producer, star-handler, director, fixer, stuntman. The producer Jerry Bruckheimer, who worked with McQuarrie on Top Gun: Maverick, told me: âWhen you look at the town, there are maybe 10 really gifted writers, and maybe 10 really gifted directors, that you can rely on to make something that the audience is going to love.â
McQuarrie is on both lists. And though he tries not to talk about it much, he is also on a third list, as the guy you call when your movie, or your script, isnât working but the train has left the station and the film is already in production. Sometimes he is credited for this workâas on Edge of Tomorrow or Top Gun: Maverickâand sometimes, as on World War Z, or Rogue One, he is not, which suits him fine.
For the one sequence in Fallout with the helicoptersâa scene that would ultimately run around 12 minutes in the filmâthey shot about 80 hours of footage, Missionâs editor, Eddie Hamilton, told me. Eighty hours. While director and actor hovered in the air. In a canyon where if something went wrong, there would be no escape. âIf you want to know why Iâm working for Tom for 18 years and other people arenât,â McQuarrie said, âlots of directors will do that once. They donât ever want to fucking do that again.â
One day recently, McQuarrie was at home in London, where he lives in a two-story apartment near Hyde Park, racing to finish the latest and possibly last installment of the franchise, Mission: ImpossibleâThe Final Reckoning. (McQuarrie and Cruise both remain coy about whether this is, in fact, the final Mission film.) It was a warm, quiet Saturday, and McQuarrie and Hamilton, his editor, were ensconced in an editing bay on the second floor of the apartment, working through the latest version of the iconic This message will self-destruct brief that more or less begins each Mission movie.
McQuarrie, who is called McQ by his friends, has an emphatic gray sweep of hair, clear-framed glasses, and the distinct and easily legible features of an iPhone emoji. He gestured at the scene on the monitors in front of him and Hamilton. âItâs a giant exposition dump,â he said. âAnd itâs always excruciating because information is the death of emotion.â Mission movies tend to be dense with plot that even the filmsâ creators donât expect the viewer to fully retain. âIâm acutely aware of what I think you are and are not listening to,â McQuarrie told me. âI actually donât rely on you to pay full attention. I kind of rely on you to drift in and out and get key things.â
McQuarrie began as a screenwriter: worshipful and intensely protective of the words on the page. But in time, and âas I started to understand my job as a director more, I started to understand, you got to let go of the word,â he said. Mission is made for massive global audiences. âTom and I are talking all the time about the fact that every word you write is a word someone has to read in some part of the world. And that when theyâre reading the subtitles, theyâre actually not seeing the image. So my images have to tell the story and the words become music.â
McQuarrie had Hamilton cue up the sequence from the beginning and play it for me. âGood evening, Ethan,â intoned Angela Bassett, who plays the president of the United States in the film. Cruise silently watched a monitor as Bassett laid out his characterâs history, where Hunt was now, and the stakes of his latest mission. Montages of destruction, nuclear warheads, scenes from past Missions played on the screen. âWeâre motivating cuts based on specific words,â McQuarrie explained. âSo even if youâve tuned out, when you hear sacrifice, you might tune in for key words.â
The studio, Paramount, had recently screened Mission: ImpossibleâThe Final Reckoning for a test audience in Paramus, New Jersey, a location chosen as a literal and cultural midpoint between London and Los Angeles. McQuarrieâunlike many directors, who fear getting feedback that might lead to the studio mandating changes to their filmâloves a test screening. âFilmmakers are terrified,â he said, âand rightly so, because not all filmmakers have control of their movie.â But Cruise, who is also the lead producer on the Mission: Impossible franchise, has final cut. So they welcome the information, which they are then able to respond to as they see fit. In this case, audiences had been slightly confused by the mission brief, and so McQuarrie and Hamilton were trying to slow it down and leave them with the desired impression.
After McQuarrie played the sequence once for me, he turned and asked: âWhat did you take from what you just watched?â
I stammered out what I understood: âArtificial intelligence is trying to use nuclear stockpiles to destroyââ
McQuarrie gently cut me off. âThanks. Thatâs all I need you to retain.â
Hamilton cued the scene again and they began going frame by frame, trying to make sure that the images were doing what they could not rely on the words to do. At one point, on a close-up of Cruise, McQuarrie asked Hamilton to pause the scene. âI donât feel like heâs listening,â McQuarrie said, studying Cruiseâs face. âI feel like heâs drifting.â
Hamilton, on another monitor, called up more footage from the scene. âSo here now we enter the library of Tom Cruiseâs reactions,â McQuarrie said. When this was originally shot, McQuarrie said, Cruise was listening to something else entirely. âIt was completely different,â he said. âWhat weâll do is, the camera will just drift and Tom will just interact with the camera. And heâll give you this library of options because he knows full well itâs probably all going to get rewritten.â
Mission scripts are notorious for changing. âTom likes to feel the film evolve, rather than have a set script and a schedule locked in,â Pegg told me. âItâs a very meta experience,â Erik Jendresen, who cowrote the last two, said. âBecause as the screenwriter, me and Tom and Chris, weâre like the IMF team. Weâre working under a ticking clock. The stakes couldnât be any higher. And youâre needing to pivot constantly.â McQuarrie is sensitive to the impression this can leave. âWe are not making it up as we go along,â he said. âBut we are constantly pushing ourselves to make it better, to make it more immersive, more resonant, more engaging. We donât trust that just because somebody says these lines on a piece of paper that youâre going to feel those things.â
But a lot can change in the pursuit of a feeling. One of the first things McQuarrie did when he joined the franchise, mid-production, on Ghost Protocol, was rewrite the entire backstory of a character named William Brandt, played by Jeremy Renner. The actor, who had already shot many of his scenes, was initially furious, according to McQuarrie. âRenner was saying, âIâm going to free-fall.â He said to me, âBut wait, Iâve been playing this whole other character.â And I said, âBut I watched all your dailies and all the emotions are the same. What motivated you in that scene doesnât matter. The emotions youâre communicating are what matters.âââ
Actors get used to it, McQuarrie said, but the learning curve can be harsh. âOnce you start to see the resultsâVanessa Kirby on Fallout, Rebecca Ferguson on Rogue Nation, they were all new to the process, and they were all in some way quite understandably destabilized,â McQuarrie said. âBut then they see the beginning, middle, and an end. So when they come back for another movie, by the time Vanessa came back for Dead Reckoning, everything changed one day; we had an idea, we rewrote the scene that morning, and I said, âLook, Iâm sorry, but youâve got this big thing now.â And she goes, âItâs Mission. I totally get it.âââ Hayley Atwell, who joined the franchise on Dead Reckoning, told me that the âever-changing, ever-expanding challengesâ of doing things this way used the same muscles that sheâd built, not in other movies, but in live theater.
Because of the constantly evolving nature of the Mission scripts, they usually shoot exposition in places they can return toâand not, for instance, on the top of a mountain. âAnytime you have big information scenes, anytime you have exposition, plot, you put them in small rooms, cars, phone booth, you put âem into a place that you can easily repeat and go back to,â McQuarrie said, âbecause youâre always going to be changing the plot to accommodate the emotion, rather than the other way around.â
In the edit bay at McQuarrieâs home, Cruiseâs face filled the screen in mid close-up, eyes darting, brow furrowing, head bobbing. Cruise is famous on Mission sets for knowing exactly where the frame is: He can indicate the top and bottom of a shot from 30 feet away. âSee these very subtle movements he gives,â McQuarrie said. âHeâs not doing a big thing. He knows the focal length of that lens and how much it picks up.â When a new actor joins the Mission: Impossible franchise, one of the first things McQuarrie does is sit them down and talk to them about lenses. âNow, when Iâm directing Hayley Atwell,â McQuarrie said, âI donât say, âI want your character to feel this, that, and the other thing.â I point to the lens and say: âItâs a 75-millimeter.âââ
Hamilton and McQuarrie started the scene again from the top. A few minutes later, McQuarrieâs phone rang and the letters TC appeared on the screen. âIâll be back,â he said.
Before Mission: Impossible, before Tom Cruise, before he won a screenwriting Oscar at 26, McQuarrie was a security guard at a movie theater. âThat was my film school,â he said. âI spent four years watching the audience. They were my focus group.â McQuarrie grew up in New Jersey and went to high school with the actor Ethan Hawke, the director Bryan Singer, and the musician James Murphy, of LCD Soundsystem. Because of this, a career in the arts never seemed all that far-fetched. âBryan was always making movies. James was always making music. When Ethan got cast in Explorers, I was 14, Bryan was 16. James was 12. That made it realâthat made it something that could happen. And frankly, it was more real to me than going to college.â
It was Singer who gave McQuarrie his first break in Hollywood when he commissioned McQuarrie to write what would become Singerâs first film, Public Access, in 1993. At the time, McQuarrie, who never did go to college, was doing odd jobs. Public Access screened at the Sundance Film Festival, and won a prize there, but the film never found a distributor. Then McQuarrie came back to Singer with an idea of his own, for a movie called The Usual Suspects, a film told primarily through the interrogation of a small-time criminal named Verbal Kint, played by Kevin Spacey, whose increasingly convoluted tale turns out to beâunbeknownst to his interrogator and the audienceâan elaborate fiction.
McQuarrie wrote the first draft of The Usual Suspects in two weeks. The movie has an unorthodox structure; the film opens on the ending of the B-plot, about a group of criminals who are forced together to do a job, and then basically plays in reverse to hide the ending of the A-plot, the true identity of Verbal Kint, which is revealed in the filmâs final frames. The end is the beginning is the end. âSuspects is pure structure, pure dialogue,â McQuarrie said. âItâs pure screenplay. Suspects is the rare example of a screenplay that is both readable and shootable. Itâs also a script everyone in Hollywood passed on. Everyone. And itâs quite a fluke that the movie ever got made.â
There is an aphorism McQuarrie is fond of: âWriting is pushing a boulder up a mountain. Directing is running down the mountain with the boulder rolling after you.â In the decade after winning the best original screenplay Oscar for The Usual Suspects, he did a lot of pushing. âI thought the Oscar represented power that I could now make something that I wanted to make,â McQuarrie told me. âThat wasnât true. What it meant was I could get paid more money to write the movies they wanted. Nobody wanted my movies.â
McQuarrie had big ambitions and scripts of his own. But what he was actually doing was either joining ailing productions to help fix their scripts, or working in studio development, meaning he was being brought in to come up with ideas and treatments for projects conceived of by executives at various studios and production companies. In practice, very little of it ever saw the light of day. âI spent 10 years writing movies that were never going to get made,â McQuarrie said, âto finance the development of my scripts, which no one would ever make.â
In 2000, frustrated with his inability to make something of his own, McQuarrie wrote another crime film, The Way of the Gun, with plans to direct it, with Ryan Phillipe and Suspects actor Benicio Del Toro as his two leads. The Way of the Gunâabout two bumbling criminals who abduct a surrogate mother and hold her and her unborn child for ransomâwas deliberately antagonistic: It broke all the rules that McQuarrie had been forced to follow about sympathetic characters, about plot development, and about taking care of the audience, and when it came out, audiences summarily rejected it. âI directed an eight-and-a-half-million-dollar movie that I didnât want to make,â McQuarrie said. âBut it was my only opportunity. And I made it with both middle fingers extended, and the movie didnât work, and the business said, âThanks very much, that was your shot.â And I was in director jail, and thatâs where I remained for 12 years.â
While in director jail, McQuarrie worked on many movies, and was fired off of many movies. Screenwriting is a brutal business. âWriters, consciously or unconsciously, we are held in contempt,â McQuarrie said. âThe movie canât happen without us, but we are not why a movie happens. Weâre not stars, weâre not directors. Weâre the nerd at the party and we have the car. Youâre not getting home without us. That breeds a kind of resentment.â McQuarrie even went so far as to quit the business at one point. But he was also developing a reputation as a troubleshooter and a fixer. (McQuarrie was once asked to write a script about the making of the Transcontinental Railroad, but for cheap, meaning, somehow, it would need to be shot inside, without showing all that much of the actual railroadââAnd I figured out how to do it.â) McQuarrie, Pegg told me, âthrives with a problem. I think McQ loves a crisis more than he loves a blank page.â
What McQuarrie saw during his years in the wilderness were men and womenâscreenwriters, directors, producersâunder duress, making unwise decisions, particularly on movies on the scale of Mission: Impossible. âA lot of these big tentpole movies,â McQuarrie told me, âhow they work is you take a director whoâs only made smaller films but has had success, and somebody does the math that says, âHey, that person made a $5 million movie that made $50 million, now letâs give them $200 and theyâll make a billion.â Thatâs actually not how it works. Because that person is leaping from an independent mindset into a massive commercial mindset without having had any education of the kind of movie they have to make at that number.â
McQuarrie began to notice patterns. Mistakes that were made, over and over again. Studios soon recognized this particular talent. Once, McQuarrie told me, in his capacity as a movie ER doctor, he was parachuted in on two separate films in distress, on which two totally different filmmakers both had an Apocalypse Now poster in their office. âAnd I said, âLet me tell you how to make Apocalypse Now. Let me help you because itâs so simple. First, make The Godfather, then make The Conversation, then make The Godfather Part II. Then take all of your personal capital and all of your professional capital and gamble that and your marriage and the life of your leading man and your sanity on a movie about a war that nobody wants to remember. And then spend years shooting it and put it in cinemas and no one will come and it will take decades before people recognize what it is. Thatâs how you make Apocalypse. Now let me tell you something: Youâre not making Apocalypse Now.âââ
(ARC NOTE: jesus fucking christ)
What McQuarrie would try to do instead was identify whatever the filmmaker had done that was unique to the genre or the franchise they were working on. Something that was their signature. And he would say, âââThatâs your stamp. Now youâve got to make a billion dollars. Come with me if you want to live.â And in both cases the directors did not listen. And in both cases the films were taken away from them. Other filmmakers came in and finished those films.â McQuarrie didnât blame the directors. He blamed the system. âThe problem is that they were given an opportunity, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,â McQuarrie said, âbefore anybody sat down and educated them and said, âListen, before you do this, hereâs the reality of making movies like this. Are you sure you want to do it?â And thatâs what doesnât happen. Thereâs not a system that educates those people.âââ
McQuarrie knows this because he was one of those people. What changed that factâand what got McQuarrie out of director jail and development hellâwas Tom Cruise. McQuarrie and Cruise met in 2006, as Cruise was circling the lead role in Valkyrie, a movie about the failed assassination of Hitler that McQuarrie had written with the hope of being able to direct it. But Hollywood can be unforgiving. Singer, McQuarrieâs old classmate and collaborator, was also interested in directing the film, and so Singerâa more proven and financially successful filmmakerâbecame the director instead. (Singer has been accused of sexual assault in multiple lawsuits that were either settled or dismissed, and has maintained his innocence. He hasnât directed a film since 2018. âMy relationship with Bryan is pretty complex,â McQuarrie told me.) Cruise, according to McQuarrie, had two stipulations regarding Valkyrie. The first was that they spend more money on the film. âHe said, âGuys, youâre blowing up the 10th Panzer division in the first 10 minutes of your movie; you need more money.â And I said, âWhatâs the compromise?â And Tom said, âThere is no compromise. Weâre making this movie. Weâre going to make it for the widest audience possible. Weâre going to make the most emotional version of this movie that we can.âââ
The second stipulation was that McQuarrie, whom Cruise was growing to like and trust, join Valkyrie as a producerâa job heâd never done before. McQuarrie said yes anyway. âI went to work every day fully expecting to be fired,â he told me. He and Cruise are still working together 18 years later. âAnd itâs very important to point out that in between The Usual Suspects in â95 and Valkyrie in 2006, a stack of movies this high, projects that I was called into rewrite, movies that never got made, not one piece of wisdom or applicable knowledge ever came from anyone in any of those meetings, ever,â McQuarrie said. âThe truth of the matter is, other than what I brought to storytelling when I wrote The Usual Suspects, everything I learned about movies I learned by making movies with Tom.â
After Valkyrie, McQuarrieâs career was reborn. Suddenly, he was being brought on to write or help fix movies that were actually being produced: Edge of Tomorrow, World War Z, The Tourist, Rogue One, Top Gun: Maverick. In 2012, he directed Cruise in Jack Reacher; three years later, on the heels of doing the uncredited rewrite on Mission: ImpossibleâGhost Protocol, McQuarrie became the director of 2015âs Mission: ImpossibleâRogue Nation, after Cruise called the head of the studio and said thatâs who he wanted in the chair.
Jerry Bruckheimer told me the secret to McQuarrieâs success in the latter half of his career was simple: âItâs because he loves it. He loves entertaining audiences. He loves big movies. Youâve got to love it. You bring in certain writers who want to write a big movie but donât really care about it, you know, or understand what it is. Theyâre guessing.â McQuarrie is not guessing.
In London, over dinner, I asked McQuarrie to walk me through the making of a single stunt in the newest Mission: Impossible film. In Final Reckoning there is a sequence in which Cruise hangs from the side of a biplane, before leaping onto a second biplane, all in midair. An image from this scene is on the poster; pieces of it are in the filmâs trailer. (This is the core of the Mission appeal: The thing the filmmakers care about most is the thing audiences care about most too. The movie is the marketing; the marketing is the movie.) The practice of going out onto the wing of a flying airplane is called wing walking, and that is who Cruise went to first: some wing walkers. âThey said, âWhat do you want to do?âââ McQuarrie told me. âAnd Tom said, âI want to be between the wings of the plane holding on to the tension wires, and I want to be in zero G between the wings.â And wing walkers who do this for living said, âThat will never happen. You can never do that.â And Tom said, âAll right, well, thank you very much for your time.âââ And he and McQuarrie went and found some different wing walkers.
During the reporting of this article, I heard stories like this a lot. (Okay, one more: During the shooting of Fallout, McQuarrie told me, Cruise broke his ankle. âA doctor, a sports specialist, said to Tom, âIt will be six months before you can walk. Itâll be nine months before you can run, if you ever run again.â And Tomâs response was, âI donât have time for that. Iâve got six weeks.â And six weeks later, he was climbing Pulpit Rock on a shattered talus bone.â) If youâre wondering what Cruise has to say about all this, so was I. In time, I was invited to ask him a few questions via email. What makes Mission: ImpossibleâŠMission: Impossible?, I wrote to him. Is it the process? The protagonist? The controlled chaos of the production? The stunts? The locations? The scale? âDear Zach,â Cruise wrote back. âI donât quite know how to answer this. Maybe it is all of these things and more.â
Mary Boulding, Missionâs first assistant director, told me Cruise has a saying on set: âDonât be careful. Be competent.â So what the production did next, for the biplane sequence, was start building the stunt, piece by piece. They started with: Just get Cruise out on the wing. How far out could he get? How many Gâs could he take once he was out there? âNow thereâs a moment,â McQuarrie said, âwhere Tomâs laying across a cable and the plane goes into positive Gâs, which means your whole body is being forced earthward. Heâs laying on top of a cable, which means his organs are being pushed past either side of the cable. And if you go too far, the cableâs just going to cut you in half.â
It was at this point that I asked McQuarrie where his heart and mind typically were while shooting sequences like this one. During the A400 stunt, years ago, McQuarrie would sometimes black out from the stress as they waited to attempt it, he said. âIf you want the summary, youâre the frog in the pan of water,â he told me. âYou donât realize the waterâs boiling until youâre in it and itâs boiling. At which point you better figure out how to survive in boiling water or somebodyâs going to be eating your legs and you develop a very thick skin.â
They decided to shoot the biplane sequence in South Africa, just after the rainy season there, because the land would be abundantly green. That also meant it was cold. âIf the temperature changes two degrees Celsius, Tom will be hypothermic after 12 minutes on the wing,â McQuarrie said. Cruise had no radio in his ear. So he and McQuarrie, who shot the sequence from a helicopter that hovered so close to the plane that McQuarrie could read Cruiseâs airspeed in the cockpit, devised a set of hand signals. âThe wind is hitting him not only at the speed that the plane is flying but the wind coming off the propeller. Itâs hitting him at well over a hundred-plus miles an hour.â At that speed, air is actually hard to breathe. âThere were times when Tom would have to lay down on the wing to rest between takes,â McQuarrie said. âYou canât tell if heâs conscious or not. And unless Tom pats the top of his headââtheir hand signal for stop ââitâs like, keep rolling.â
Cruiseâs plane was also flying frighteningly low, McQuarrie said. âA plane flying at altitude, safely, is the most boring thing imaginable. You watch Top Gun: Maverick, the reason why weâre flying in that canyon, the reason why Star Wars flies in that canyonâplanes are only cool when theyâre flying low. No matter how fast theyâre flying. Now in Top Gun, they were flying, at times, 50, 60 feet off the deck. When youâre in a biplane that canât go Mach 2, youâve got to go lower. The margin of error is zero. The power on these planes, theyâre at full throttle, which means if thereâs a downdraft or a thermal, there is no more oomph to get up. You go down and thatâs it. Iâm directly behind it. He goes down, I go down. Our crew goes down.â
In this way, over the years, McQuarrie has become kind of a stuntman too. Where Cruise goes, McQuarrie goes. Even in midair. âThere is not enough room in this article for me to fully communicate and give justice to all of the things that Christopher McQuarrie is, does, and has done,â Cruise told me.
Despite the danger, McQuarrie seems to love the chaos of the life heâs fallen into. The bad luck, the broken bones, the close calls. âItâs weird how the content of these things mirrors the making of them,â Jendresen, the screenwriter, told me. McQuarrie encouraged me to rewatch the last scene of Mission: ImpossibleâFallout, which theyâd shot on film. Cruiseâs Ethan Hunt, after his helicopter ordeal, awakens to find all his friends around his hospital bed. His whole body is in pain. âDonât make me laugh,â he says, and then there is a flash of light, and the screen goes dark. Cue the Mission theme.
But that flash was not planned, McQuarrie told me. What youâre seeing is the most basic accident you can see on a film set. âThere is nothing more Mission,â McQuarrie said, grinning, âthan the camera rolling out of film on the last shot.â
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Have you ever experienced a teacher who played around with the test answers before? So, we just had a test and the answers starting from 11 up to 30 was just A (â âąâ âżâ âąâ ) The questions felt like it was generated by chatgpt (probably is) and I got a perfect score (â ă»â ââ ă»â )
Oh, absolutely.
I once had a history test where seven answers in a row were D. Then one random A. Then three more Ds. It felt like psychological warfare. I almost second-guessed myself just because it looked suspicious as hell. Patterns on bubble sheets mess with people: Humans expect distribution, so when it clusters, panic sets in.
This does remind me of someone back on Twitter (back when THAT existed) who said âin Yuri we trustâ and deliberately bubbled their sheet to spell Y-U-R-I down the column.
They got an 87%.
Moral of the story? Have faith in your reasoning, not patterns like ACB BAC CAB BCA.