My sister Amber asked me some questions.
And I'm gonna tag people to answer some questions I wrote.
this is kinda hard but I'm gonna say The Wolf of Wall Street. It really hooked me in instantly and with a theater full of people I felt alone with the movie. It was profane and dirty and over the top but I use those complimentarily. It was just so perfect and so funny and so exciting. you're watching with all the anticipation of watching him fall because we know its wrong and we want him to fall. We're waiting for the fall and the lesson because that's classic storytelling, but it just doesn't come and that's when you realize the bad guy never loses, he's the hero of his story and we're all suckers! That's why it's not a glorification of excess or drugs or sex it's a picture about the way we value something disgusting and that bad guy wins every time we think Jordan Belfort is the American Dream.
 What’s your biggest flaw?
I'm too insecure about my ideas/self.
If you had to celebrate one holiday again and again everyday which would you choose?
I wanna say Thanksgiving and not just because I;m a fat person but because I always have a good time on Thanksgiving. The drunkest i have ever been was on Thanksgiving and I was in my brothers car and realizing it was 6pm and I was drunk off my ass and heading to Walmart to buy a boardgame for the family to play. Plus my family does karaoke and we all make excellent food and we're all funny. If I celebrated it everyday I'd probably die or become immobile from being too fat, so I only would do this if it happens in a magic land and we're not aware the day is happening infinitely and b) the day restarts, i don't get older or fatter or change, we're stucking in Thanksgiving 2010 forever.
If you could remake any films out there which would it be?
Oh god, I've never actually thought about remaking something. I don't know if I'd attempt it, but I'd like the Harry Potter films to be remade. Personally, idk I'd remake something that had potential but sucked like Pitch Perfect. I'd remake the fuck out of that.
Least and most favorite chore to do?
Least: Vacuum
Fave: dusting.
If we went on a trip somewhere where would you want to go?
Us together? India or Central America or Europe.OOH or New Zealand!!
Would you be upset if John C. Reily played you in a film?
Fuck no. if the role wasn't already taken by Phil Hoffman I'd offer it to JCR!
If you were a neopet, what would your name be? (like of your neospecies)
Fuck, Snewo
What’s the meaning of life?
Be happy. Experience happiness, know what that feeling is, and enjoy it.
Write a short poem for me. Not a question, but fuck you.
Get out of town.
move away.
leave.
Get out of your head
get into life
leave.
Get it together
be yourself.
leave.
I’m almost done. Who is the most attractive person alive right now?
The most attractive person alive today right now is Colin Ferrell.
My Questions
Who's your favorite sibling? (if you don't have them I'm sorry)
When was the last time you got in trouble? why?
Who was your hero growing up?
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Where have you traveled to?
the first movie you saw in a theatre.
Chicken or Egg. Which do you prefer?
If your dad was your dad and your sister's mom was different from your mom and your mom's sister was your sister's mother, how do you think you would feel?
Have you ever thought the concept of pets and that we allow little creatures (some big ones) to live with us in our home/personal area? Isn't it weird?
Do you hang lights on your house for the holidays? Colored or white? (this sounds racist)
just bc I tag doesn't mean you have to.
