my fav snl era DEFINITELY has to be like in the 2010â˛s⌠iconic
kristen wiig, bill hader, maya rudolph, fred armisen, bobby moynihan, nasim pedrad, vanessa bayer, andy samberg, will forte⌠my absolute fav past snl members
i guess my biggest inspiration/role model would be kate! in a lot of ways that i wonât get into lolÂ
i love the show because itâs ICONIC and it introduced me to so many amazing people and iâm so thankful omgÂ
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And I'm gonna tag people to answer some questions I wrote.
this is kinda hard but I'm gonna say The Wolf of Wall Street. It really hooked me in instantly and with a theater full of people I felt alone with the movie. It was profane and dirty and over the top but I use those complimentarily. It was just so perfect and so funny and so exciting. you're watching with all the anticipation of watching him fall because we know its wrong and we want him to fall. We're waiting for the fall and the lesson because that's classic storytelling, but it just doesn't come and that's when you realize the bad guy never loses, he's the hero of his story and we're all suckers! That's why it's not a glorification of excess or drugs or sex it's a picture about the way we value something disgusting and that bad guy wins every time we think Jordan Belfort is the American Dream.
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Whatâs your biggest flaw?
I'm too insecure about my ideas/self.
If you had to celebrate one holiday again and again everyday which would you choose?
I wanna say Thanksgiving and not just because I;m a fat person but because I always have a good time on Thanksgiving. The drunkest i have ever been was on Thanksgiving and I was in my brothers car and realizing it was 6pm and I was drunk off my ass and heading to Walmart to buy a boardgame for the family to play. Plus my family does karaoke and we all make excellent food and we're all funny. If I celebrated it everyday I'd probably die or become immobile from being too fat, so I only would do this if it happens in a magic land and we're not aware the day is happening infinitely and b) the day restarts, i don't get older or fatter or change, we're stucking in Thanksgiving 2010 forever.
If you could remake any films out there which would it be?
Oh god, I've never actually thought about remaking something. I don't know if I'd attempt it, but I'd like the Harry Potter films to be remade. Personally, idk I'd remake something that had potential but sucked like Pitch Perfect. I'd remake the fuck out of that.
Least and most favorite chore to do?
Least: Vacuum
Fave: dusting.
If we went on a trip somewhere where would you want to go?
Us together? India or Central America or Europe.OOH or New Zealand!!
Would you be upset if John C. Reily played you in a film?
Fuck no. if the role wasn't already taken by Phil Hoffman I'd offer it to JCR!
If you were a neopet, what would your name be? (like of your neospecies)
Fuck, Snewo
Whatâs the meaning of life?
Be happy. Experience happiness, know what that feeling is, and enjoy it.
Write a short poem for me. Not a question, but fuck you.
Get out of town.
move away.
leave.
Get out of your head
get into life
leave.
Get it together
be yourself.
leave.
Iâm almost done. Who is the most attractive person alive right now?
The most attractive person alive today right now is Colin Ferrell.
My Questions
Who's your favorite sibling? (if you don't have them I'm sorry)
When was the last time you got in trouble? why?
Who was your hero growing up?
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Where have you traveled to?
the first movie you saw in a theatre.
Chicken or Egg. Which do you prefer?
If your dad was your dad and your sister's mom was different from your mom and your mom's sister was your sister's mother, how do you think you would feel?
Have you ever thought the concept of pets and that we allow little creatures (some big ones) to live with us in our home/personal area? Isn't it weird?
Do you hang lights on your house for the holidays? Colored or white? (this sounds racist)
Rule #1 Always post the rules (I almost didn't do this...oops)
Rule #2 Answer the questions the tagger set in their post and then make 11 new ones
Rule #3 Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule #4 Let them know you tagged them
I was tagged by alwaysforsterek
1. If you could be a celebrity for the day who would you be and what would you do?
Answer: I would be Jennifer Lawerence. I would be a badass and go shoot some arrows because I find archery fun. Then, Iâd call Josh Hutcherson, ask him to come over for a sleepover, and we would eat all the food of the world and watch funny movies.Â
2. Whose your best friend or favorite blog on this website?
Answer: Well two of my best friends in the real life are on Tumblr. They are ink-paper-love and hopefulauthor
3. Favorite book?
Answer: This answer changes on a daily basis, so right now, it is Pride and Prejudice.Â
4. Is your hair color natural? If not what is your natural hair color?
Answer: It is pretty close right now, I havenât dyed it in a long time. It is this mousy brown color.Â
5. Do you tan or get burned?
Answer: Both. I had sun poisoning last week because I got burnt so bad.Â
6. Who do you ship and why?
Answer: I ship alot of people. Sterek because I am a lot like Stiles and I always fall for the mysterious bad boy. I ship Issac and Allison because I hate Allison and Scott. Sheriarty because I love sociopaths like Moriarty and Sherlock deep down loves him. I ship a lot more but Iâll leave it at that.Â
7. Why are you best friends with your best friends? Like why are you guys friends and why are you so close?
Answer: Well Kelsey and I met in college and were in the same orientation group. We found out that we have the same birthday and that kind of started things. We joined the same sorority SIGMA KAPPA and have been roommates before and will be next year! But, we both get each other. We say it is our twin like quality being a Gemini and all, but at the end of the day she gets the craziest parts of me. The other best friend is Bruce. He and I dated our freshmen year of college, then he came out and we have been best friends every since. Most of the time we forget we dated but he knows me better than anyone else. I cannot be mad at him for more than a couple days because I have something I need to tell him. We may not agree on a lot but we agree to have each otherâs backs. He is really my rock and support.
8. Do you play any sports? If so what do you play?
Answer: I used to play softball
9. Are you a good liar?
Answer: Yes.Â
10. Which celebrity do you hate the most?
Answer: Tom Cruise.Â
11. Why did you join tumblr?
Answer: Last summer Bruce told me to get one because it was like Pinterest on steroids.
 My questions:
1. What TV show is your guilty pleasure?
2. What is the best trip you have ever been on?
3. Your biggest passion?
4. What subject in school do/did you hate the most? Why?
5. Â Favorite animal?
6. Favorite movie?
7. If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?
8. Your favorite ship. ONLY ONE and why.
9. Do you normally regret or do you learn from your past?
ronswansonismymentor said: I am happy we sort of got to see his serious acting side. I agree with all of this. I rarely love a season 2 more than the first season.
Yeah I think I liked this season even more than season 1, which is great because I only started watching the show for Ben, but it's awesome when it's also a good show.
vinyl-chic said: Tbh Iâm surprised there arenât more House of Lies fans. The show, especially this season, is extremely well written and acted. I feel like Ben has grown so much as an actor through the show and really been able to show his versatility, and I love it
Ben has definitely come so far. Just thinking about what he's done this season, I can see him doing some really great stuff in the future and I'm really excited. I mean a lot of "comedians" end up being great dramatic actors (basically I just mean Robin Williams) I think because they aren't afraid to be or look silly and they just seem freer than many "serious" actors. Or maybe it's just interesting to see them against type. Nonetheless, Ben has really shown a lot of growth, I'm excited for next season and what he'll do in film and tv in the future.
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