Hermione: Oh no! McLaggen is coming this way! *ducks behind suit of armor*
Draco: (passing by) May I ask what you're doing, Granger? *rolls eyes*
Hermione: SHHHH!! Can't you see that pompous arse is coming this way?!
Draco: I'm standing right next to you.
Hermione: No! I mean McLaggen!
Draco: Oh. Well there's only one solution. *inspects fingernails casually*
Hermione: *desperate* What??
Draco: Kiss me. He won't dare come near you again.
Hermione: (just as McLaggen arrives) *grabs Draco by the robes and kisses him full-on the lips* See you later Draco *walks away*
Draco: *hands over bag of coins* Same time next week, McLaggen.