#mcgee oneshot

Characters: Timothy McGee x reader

Gender: Any/Neutral    Triggers: None

You listened to Abby as she rambled on about what evidence she found on the case, but your mind kept wandering to the agent that was standing next to you, a little closer than you would prefer. You and McGee hated each other, okay well, you didn’t really hate each other, you just...easily got on each others nerves to the point where it felt like you hated each other. But in reality, you actually kind of liked him, but you would never admit it. Not to him at least.  

“And that’s it!” Abby said cheerfully

“That’s great, thanks Abby” you said before turning to leave, your shoulder bumping slightly into McGee’s causing him to glare at you lightly

"I still have a couple questions” McGee said, mostly to you, since you were the one that had to drive him to the suspects house when you were done with Abby.

Sighing you stopped and turned “Okay then, ask”

After giving you another annoyed look he asked Abby a couple questions, most of which you already knew the answers too, causing you to be a little bit more annoyed by him.

“Are you done now?” you asked, leaning against the wall

“Yes” he said while rolling his eyes

You waved at Abby as you both turned to leave, you noticed the almost ecstatic look on Abby’s face but chose to ignore it. But before you could, she spoke up, well more like yelled.

“Mistletoe!”

You and McGee both turned towards her, equal looks of confusion written across your face, the both of you glancing briefly at each other.

“What?” you asked in unison

She seemed to be struggling with holding back a grin, pointing above your heads she seemed to be bouncing on her heels “Mistletoe”

Both yours and McGee’s heads tilted up, your eyes landing on the green foliage handing in the doorway.

“Oh, no no. No” you and McGee continued in unison.

“I am not kissing him” you said, shocked Abby would stoop this low

“And I am definitely not kissing y/n” he said defensively

“Well that’s too bad, cause your not leaving until you do” Abby said, more seriousness laced in her voice that you could ever recall before

“Oh really? Just watch me” you said turning to leave, but the door didn’t budge turning back to Abby and McGee you stuttered out “How did you lock this door?”

She just smiled at you, rolling your eyes you took a couple steps forward “This is ridiculous Abby, just let us go”

“Seriously, come on Abby”

You glanced at McGee, noticing a red tint to his cheeks. He was embarrassed, it was kind of cute.

“Nope” was all Abby said before going back to her work.

You and McGee looked at each other, exchanging looks of annoyance. But surprisingly, you weren’t annoyed at each other this time, but with Abby.

“And what if Gibbs notices we didn’t show up at the suspects house? We are in the middle of an investigation Abby” you continued to try and convince her to let you and McGee leave but she remained silent. Sighing you looked at him “Out of all the people I had to get stuck under a mistletoe with, it had to be you”

“I’m pretty sure that’s cause she did it on purpose” McGee said, looking almost offended at your statement. Abby continued with her work silently, watching you two out of the corner of her eye.

“Fine, then what do you suggest we-”

You were cut off unexpectedly. McGee had grabbed your face and pressed a kiss to your lips. You were considering giving up anyway, kissing him lightly on the lips, just a peck. But McGee beat you too it, except he didn’t just give you a light peck. The kiss was more passionate than you expected. It didn’t even feel forced. When he pulled away you stared at him shocked.

He turned to Abby and gestured at her with his hands “There, we kissed, now the door please”

Abby reached under her desk and pressed a button that unlocked the door. All with a look of shock on her face, matching yours almost perfectly. McGee quickly turned and left you standing there.

Turning you looked over at Abby “What just happened?”

“Honestly, I thought one of you would give in and kiss the others cheek, I wasn’t expecting that” Abby let out a shocked laugh “That was some kiss”

You just cleared your throat before turning and quickly leaving, Abby staring after you, wondering what the ride to the suspects house would be like. Walking out into the hallway you saw McGee waiting. His eyes met yours, but before you could say anything he quickly turned, leading the way out of the building. You couldn’t help but notice that he looked angry? Or maybe he was just really embarrassed.

-Thanks! Hope you like it :)

Characters: Timothy McGee x reader

Gender: Any/Neutral    Triggers: None

You can request from any of these three autumn/Halloween prompt lists

You walked happily along the beautiful autumn path. The leaves slowly falling off the trees in red and orange hues.

“So I think I will get garland for the staircase, but I can’t decide if I want to get something like black cats or skeletons" you chatted happily, your hand intertwined with McGees

He smiled as he listened to you chat happily about your ideas of how to decorate your house for the holiday.

“Oh! And I want to get a Halloween wreath for the front door, and maybe a door mat, plus we have to pick up more Halloween candy”

“What happened to the candy we already bought?”

“I happened” you said smiling at him

Chuckling he shook his head in amusement “You really love Halloween don’t you? Next thing I know I’ll come home from work one day and the house will be filled with fake fog”

“oooh!” you said getting an idea

“No! No fake fog! That was a joke!”

“But what about just on Halloween? That would be so cool! The kids and their parents could come in and walk through a cool foggy maze or something to get to the candy”

He laughed “I never should have mentioned it”

You giggled “Pleease??”

He sighed “Fine. But the fog can only be outside!” he said pointing at you warningly

Your smiled widened ”Deal!” you said before leaning up and kissing him, pulling away you smiled cheekily up at him “You know... I love you almost as much as I love Halloween” you said playfully

“Wow, ouch!” he said sarcastically

Laughing you pulled him closer to you, putting your head on his shoulder “I’m kidding! Besides...the only reason I’m so excited about Halloween this year is because it’s the first one we will get to spend living in the same house”

He looked down at you. He forgot about that, you two had only lived together for a few months. All the following holidays this year will be celebrated for the first time in your new house. Kissing you on the side of the head he smiled “In that case...You can put the fake fog in the house”

You gasped in happiness “Yay!” you said before kissing him briefly on the lips “Oh, it’s gonna be so fun!” you said as you started listing things you would need for the idea.

McGee smiled happily down at you, glad that you were so happy. But knowing he would regret this idea the second he would stub his toe on something in his soon to be foggy house.