Jan 21, 2025
Subject #18: Maulch
Description: the subject is a shape shifting sentient mass of soil with a symbiotic plant on the cow lick of his head, The plant is an Electric Parasol Ivy or the difructis electrovital. The subject sings in a gravelly voice
Record:
The subject has the ability to morph from a clod of dirt to a humanoid mutant
The berries that grow from the plant taste of cinnamon cola and ham covered in mayonnaise (though it's unknown what THAT tastes like) but it's juices seem to attract edible fish
The subject is easily startled by hiccups and denim
Other Observations:
Claims that he identifies as a plant himself, specifically a dipster
Gets embarrassed when he's caught shapeshifting
The back of his neck is prone to stormburns
