Apr 7, 2025
chapter 2 is here!!! this is the one with the escape room scene, as promised.
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chapter 2 is here!!! this is the one with the escape room scene, as promised.
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sometimes you finish your first mn wild fic on a random tuesday night, sometimes you don't.....depends (i finished it)
Tumblr didn't eat anything (for once), I was just referring to the messages I was sending earlier this week. Yes, it is 5635! What's the meaning behind the title, out of curiosity? Also, don't think about Matt losing his phone. Don't think about Geoff trying to say "Chill, I'll get you another phone" and Matt screaming "I don't want another phone!" Don't think about Matt finally finding the phone and when he calls that evening and hears Joel's voice, he doesn't want to hang up.
oh good, iâm glad i didnât miss it. <3 no I just havenât been on much, Iâm sorry! I will be posting everything youâve sent, & I have a question to answer. Might not be a bad night to sit and roll everything out. :3
ahaha, the title is how to spell Joel on a phone numpad! Itâs a little bit lame once you know it but I felt clever at the time.
oh god nooo distressed Matt freaking out over this phone and everyone else like â??? why thisâ b/c like how do you even tell your friends youâre dating a ghost trapped in a phone, really, so heâs just so stressed out until he finds the thing again (thankfully joel turned the volume up and played âI Still Havenât Found What Iâm Looking Forâ as loud as possible so he finally heard it behind the bed)
and god, they would just talk forever that night, even if they donât talk about how freaked out matt was, he just needs to keep hearing joel and knowing that heâs not gone. qAq and joelâs like âman the whole time you couldnât find me I was stressing out abt the GOLD MARKET you would not BELIEVE what the economyâs doingâ and matt is like âiâve never been so happy to hear you bitch about the economy, joelâ and fjdsklfjdskfsd
(Story anon. Am I pestering you with all the headcanons? I'll cut back after this one, if that's the case.) I'd imagine that if Joel and Matt ever got in an argument, Joel would text him something like "asshole" right as Matt was trying to get an achievement or reading over a script or something that requires all his concentration. Matt makes a point of leaving his phone at home the next day, and when he comes back, Joel has used the emojis to make a big "I'm sorry" card with hearts.
omg this is the first message Iâve gotten from you today! I hope tumblr didnât eat something oAo;;;
is this a headcanon for 5635? ;3; I LOVE IT ahhhh. Joel leaving all these apology texts and linking to apology songs on youtube for when Matt gets back. Matt like âgdi youâre thoughtful for an asshole trapped in a phoneâ qwq
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5635
Matt & Joel, haunted phone AU 2293 words
You get what you pay for, or so the saying goes, so when Mattâs free phone from a friend of a friend of Geoffâs starts conjuring text messages from no number at all, there isnât a whole lot he can do but hope this âJoelâ slips up and ends the pointless prank.
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Gavin Happens Too Much
Gen, Never Have I Ever 2006 words
The Achievement Hunters have to pass the time during a power outage, and keep the beer from getting warm.
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Closing Time
Ryan & Gavin, Minecraft AU 1650 words
Ryan tries to trap Gavin in the Nether as a prank, but the portal breaks before he can get out. Cue shenanigans.
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Mondays
Gen, Fake AH Crew/GTA V AU 1563 words
A minor alternate ending to Lindsay's Heist. Perhaps the cops actually pursued the train. Perhaps Ryan could have a less embarrassing way to go.
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MATT/JOEL. They get trapped in a store after-hours.
Neither of them are paying any attention to the announcements over the Best Buy intercom, at least until the lights go out, at which point Matt glances around the DVD aisle with a concerned frown and realizes holy shit theyâre completely alone and nudges Joelâs arm anxiously to alert him to the situation. A few minutes of hushed conversation about it and they at first simply resume their task of finding the Red vs Blue DVD they were looking for, but with their prize in hand theyâre quickly at a loss for what to do without any employees to make their purchase from; the facade of being adults dissolves without any further need for words between them, and they immediately race to the Home Theatre section to take up residence on the fine leather couch in front of the 3D TV the store has up for display.
The following morning, the first two employees arrive to open the store for the day and find Joel and Matt curled up fast asleep on the couch, both still wearing their 3D glasses and half aimed toward the muddy rendering of Piranha 3D on the screen; upon waking, the two apologize profusely for the movie snacks they devoured, shove a couple of hundred-dollar bills in the staffâs hands, and sprint from the premises without the RvB theyâd originally been there to purchase.
matt/joel - joel's a hitchhiker
Matt barely sees the hunched-over figure in the torrential rain, but sees him well enough to pull over, stop beside the soaked pedestrian, and throw the door open; he yells a simple 'need a ride?' over the sound of rain pounding the highway, and with only a moment's hesitation, the stranger and his dripping-wet hoodie slide into the passenger's seat.
"Thanks, man," the hitchhiker says with a smile, and Matt nods and introduces himself, learning quickly that his passenger's name is Joel, he's headed near where Matt's going anyway, and he's more than a little opinionated about economics - "buy gold, seriously," he urges Matt multiple times over the drive, and Matt can only chuckle to himself awkwardly and nod along.
The hours pass quickly, and the weather clears as they reach Joel's destination, warming Matt's mood easily, so he offers to exchange phone numbers with Joel; two days later, Joel calls and promises to pay him back for the ride, inviting him to dinner that night, and Matt doesn't hesitate to accept.
Fuck 3 sentence fic. How about that phone thing become a proper fic and you make me a happy TK? >:O
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Full fic posted at AO3.
Summary:Â You get what you pay for, or so the saying goes, so when Matt's free phone from a friend of a friend of Geoff's starts conjuring text messages from no number at all, there isn't a whole lot he can do but hope this 'Joel' slips up and ends the pointless prank.