I was such a little shit
When I was a kid in school - about 7 or 8 - I borrowed a dollar from this one kid and told him I’d pay him back tomorrow… Well, the next day he asked for his money and I told him “I said I’d give it to you tomorrow.” He was like, “It IS tomorrow!” I replied, “No, it is today. I’ll give you the money tomorrow.” He was dumbfounded, angered, and just walked off.
The next day, and everyday after that for a week that same conversation continued until finally he gave up and realized tomorrow would never come for him. I thought I’d get my butt kicked for that, but I really didn’t have the money. I was 7 or 8 years old!
I didn’t get beat up in the end, luckily, and NEVER paid him back. That kid was a butthole to the MAXX anyway. Seriously.
But trust me, I’m good for the money now. Promise
