#mathcup

“YO YO HIII can you match me up with a gorillaz member??? Im loud and very over the top and dramatic, have basicaly no friends but 3, im 5’6 and extremely emo :))))”

I math you cup with Russel, i think you guys would get along better than the other members because he is a fat and that usually goes over well and also he’s very nice and quiet so you can talk for him.

•Mr sun sun Mr golden sun please shine down on me or Mr sun sun Mr golden sun hiding behind a tree

•you’re very loud and energetic and he is very large and can’t move well so when you need to chill out he just sits on you really hard and knocks the wind out of you

•he has an emo uncle so he knows how to handle you guys

•he doesn’t let you watch the gay emo men on youtube which is such a blessing because they suck so much balls

•Russel is such a light in your life and lifts you out of the deep depression and mental illness that you would need to seriously begin to ship yourself with a fictional character

•he tucks you into bed because he’s got large hands

•goodnight russel says and he says “you’re pretty tall in the top of the bunk bed” and he fat man groans underneath you the whole night every night

I'd like to request a yandere TFP matchup if you're not too busy. :)

I'm she/her/they/them and pansexual.

I love listening to music a lot, and reading poetry. I like to consider myself bubbly and outgoing.

Despite the fact that I'm disabled and have a hard time walking and getting around, I love being outside in the outdoors- especially in the spring and fall.

I enjoy the little things in life.

Starscream is Yandere for you!

This scheming Con took you first as a hostage against the goody-two-shoe Autobots but instead of letting you go, he took you with him as insurance that the Bots wouldn't chase after him.

He didn't expect himself to fall for you. You're pretty and kind, everything Starscream isn't. Who is he kidding, he is gorgeous!

So you like music and poetry? The Con doesn't mind those either, but he would prefer that the songs or poets would be about him. It's up to you to introduce some of Earth's media to him.

This Con will shamelessly use your disability to his advantage and makes you rely on him if you want to get around. He holds you with him like he has seen some rich people hold puppies and such in their bags.

If you behave well and suck up to him, he will take you to see Spring's first flowers or the crimson leaves that come with Fall. While you are at it, you could eat something, like having a picnic.

Starscream isn't the most romantic Con there is, but he likes you, and what he likes rightfully should belong to him! Naturally, someone who belongs to a Con as gorgeous as him should also look as good as he does.

He will bring you things, clothes, food, games, and anything you might desire because he knows that a healthy partner is a happy partner.

In terms of hobbies and things I like, I love to bake and read, I try experiment with different art mediums, animation is also something I'd like to get more into, I play a lot of video games, I enjoy laungage learning and dancing - I'm not any good at either but I try, ofc I'm into anime and manga and I like to just lay down and listen to music for hours on end because I have no life.

Uhm if I'm alone and I'm not very familiar with the people around me ig I come off as a tad bit cold? I try to be friendly and out going but I'm a little shy and unsure of myself, I'm still working on that haha. When I'm with friends tho it's different, I tend to laugh at basically anything and everything. There's a lot of banter with me and I do joke around a lot and sometimes I let it go out of hand but I always apologise for my mistakes and if the situation is serious and my dumbass brain doesn't get caught up I'll do my best to support my friends and offer them genuine advise. That being said though I'm a money grabbing stingy asshole who hates spending my money and I'm kinda a bitch. If the situation calls for it I'll spend money make self care packages n buying gifts ofc, but otherwise I'm not spending jack shit.

My friends love to label me a ✨ compulsive lair ✨ obviously they're joking but they're also not wrong I make up a lot of fibs and white lies mainly just for jokes and they're usually stupid but still believable and I say it with a straight face so people doubt if it's a lie or not. Actually speaking of lying I don't really like opening up much and prefer not to I always go soft tho when people open up to me but when I open up to others I just feel so embarrassed and kinda vulnerable? Ik it's stupid but I can't help it. Even if I'm kinda an oblivious n selfish ass I'm affectionate with the people I care about and I want to do the best I can to support them in anyway I can but if I have to be neutral ground one more time I think I'm gonna cry and possibly commit arson. Also because I forgot to add I'm and infp-a pansexual aquarius. Random but I have a strong sense of self and I refuse to change for anyone which is honestly one of the things about myself that I'm actually proud of and value haha even if it is a little selfish.

Anyway, I'm sorry this was so long but thank you for taking the time to read it. Make sure you take breaks and drink lots of water ♥️

HELLO! Sorry to keep you waiting my film projects are kicking my ass and my depression just sai...no. Lol.

I match you with...Kenma!!

You radiate kenma energy to me. He likes that you can game together! A perk of dating you is that he gets free sweets when you bake. That’s not the only thing he loves about you though

He like that you dance and do art. If he’s not invested in a game he will watch anime with you and listen to music. It’s one of his favorite past times

He gets that new people can see you as cold, he is perceived like that too sometimes. He loves that you can be outgoing and laugh with his friends, he especially love if you tease the crap out of Lev or Yaku when the old team gets together too catch up. 

For kenma, due to him owning his own company, money is never an issue and doesn't care if you spend money recklessly or save it.

He in fact loves your stories even if there are little fibs in them, have we seen him in high school? the man imagined gaming pixels while working out.  

I match you with:

Lizzy from Black Butler

She adores your quirky sneakers and will totally go and buy you more to add to your collection. Loves when you cook for her and wants to try everything that you make and cozy feelings? Oh, not a problem, Lizzy is the first one to grab the plush blanket and snuggle with you by the fire where you both can talk for hours upon hours.

Used to the cold exterior at first, but the more she gets to know you, the more she sees your kind heart and gentle nature and will always remember that.

Otabek from Yuri On Ice

He’s a bit cold too, at first, but once he sees you smile and be gentle to others, he’s very interested in you. You come up to him first, actually surprising him. Your willingness to talk to others actually let you make the first move and he really liked that.

Really big on intellect and his favorite thing to do with you is just sit and have deep, meaningful conversations about really anything that sparks both of your interests. It shows him you have your own opinions and he wants to hear them all.

Lance from Voltron

Honestly, he needed to hear some of your critical opinions especially when it came to tactics and fights. He doesn’t brush your comments off at all, he listens to them and he tries to change them to help himself and the team in later fights.

Is content to hear you go on and on about the things that you like, your dreams, places you want to go, etc. The way your face glows and the smile he sees on your face, makes him happy.

Milo Thatch from Atlantis the Lost Empire

Oh, gastronomy you say? Milo wants to hear everything you have to say about it and why it’s so close to your heart. Is so interested in everything you have to say that he’ll just listen to you as you continue on about the subject.

INFJ personality

Cancer

chubby thicc lady

I love summer cause of the warmth of the sun and no kids at work.

Naps, reading, cooking, baking.

Giving you the basics 😊

I think you're a Heavyweight Centaur!

You're tough but soft at the same time. You're tough because you have to protect yourself and your loved ones from getting hurt. It's all a shield of yours to keep you and your loved ones safe because you are a loving and caring person.

You're a protector of the weak and you do it simply because you want to make the world a little bit better place. You support the weak and band together with fellow gooddoers.

I match you with Aradia Megido as your Matesprit!

Aquarius women are known for living on the edge and thinking outside the box and this appeals to Aradia. You’re an adventurer and Aradia loves it because she herself is quite an explorer herself. She likes your blue hair because it gives you personality and some may say that it has something to do with Equius, but it wouldn’t be farthest from the truth.

Every day is a new adventure with you two and sometimes it consists of a hike in the woods, a long bicycle trip to a neighbor town, or a scary movie in theaters. Your humans’ 3D technology always surprises Aradia.

On Alternia Aradia used to play Flarp with her friends and she would be happy to play it with you, but due to the game’s dangerous nature, you suggest DND or some safe video games. Aradia’s top game, the number one favorite game must be Assassin Creed. If you gift Aradia the newest game of the franchise she will kiss the living soul out of you.

Aradia is very chatty, but just like you said, you’re a good listener. When she explains what happened to her in-game and how badass the situation was, you can’t help but admire her liveliness and excitement.

She also has a hobby to search for new things for you two to do, like going to somewhere warm by the sea so you could snorkel there or a trip to somewhere cold where reindeers roam and block the roads. You have to remind her sometimes that you two aren’t that wealthy, but you both will happily start saving money for those holidays.