I WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE THRILLED

Alright so Jimbei is a lot like Franky and when he joins the strawhats it’s like two uncles But they’re so supportive But it’s just another uncle This is most definitely the uncle you send your kids sailing with but not camping He’s super smart from just living and helps out when they’re in unfamiliar islands Is not afraid to use his tears to deter you from fighting Also is not afraid of fighting When he gets drunk with Zoro neither of them are allowed to go out to actual bars because of several island bans Did i mention he was the fun uncle? Well he’s also the responsible uncle Luffy: can we beat them up?Jimbei: no! We’re around civilians Luffy: what if we go over there?Jimbei: oh that should be fine nobody is over thereHas had to deal with Pops brats, but somehow 9,991 less seem to be harder than over 1,000Didn’t stop apologizing to Nami for like a month and she finally shocked his ass across the ship for him to get they were nakama and it wasn’t him but arlong and I DONT CARE IF HES YOUR RESPONSIBILITY LUFFY IS MINE AND IF I WERE THIS ADAMANT ABOUT HIM ID NEVER STOP SAYING SORRYhe finally gets itNext to Chopper is 100% the best pillow. Zoro uses him frequently Learned about cuddle piles and said “skin to skin is very important yes for team building and trust” and they were all like “yea guess there’s pros we just really like to cuddle” He will preach cuddle piles to the world and it’s a trend and akainu is pissed all the marines wanna cuddle Is luffys new shadow on islands and is a giant help Sucks at board games Which is fine cause loser has to hand to hand fight him and well we can imagine how that goes for everyoneThis is the only time Nami forgives debts if she loses cause nobody wants to fight him Well Luffy sometimes with Zoro will try to team up but it usually ends in Zoro jumping in after Luffy because he got thrown over board and since marimo and captain aren’t bothering Sanji, Sanji always gives Jimbei some good sake and at first it wasn’t premeditated throwing Luffy off the ship, but now it’s a goalHe adjusts really fast cause he was prepping himself since the gang was at fishman island and new people always ask him how he handles them so well and he just smiles and says “patience” but it’s really yeeting them off the ship and cackling maniacally 🤷🏼‍♀️He and brook always say “you youngins” to everyoneSanji told him he was the new emergency food And he said same Nobody has been the same since Well except Robin who said “that’s fair”Sanji doesn’t try it with anyone else after thatReally likes drinking with Zoro and reading with Robin Not mutually exclusive though, also not a good idea

You guys, i super love Jimbei and what i love more than that is i love strawhat Jimbei and he’s gonna be a good uncle to all of them

Hi!!!!!!! we’re friends forever the blood pact has been made and sacrifices are in order, we convene at midnight

Haha ha hahaha….

I’d love to give these head canons!!!!

I would think his favorite food would be really well balanced meals, like veggies and chicken, i would think kebabs would be his favorite type of food! (obviously up for debate)

Okay, can you imagine Jimbei playing like animal crossing and Harvest moon and pokemon but “only the original, the original is the only good one”Luffy: why would you say that?Zoro: you know how he feels, why would you say that?

I really think Jimbei would like movies where he just gets immersed in the movie and fantasy(they’re all fantasy but 🤷🏼‍♀️)  or nature documentaries there is no inbetween

Small cafes over chain restaurants for him

I know its probably over used but he totally runs a small town aquarium and re-homes the aquatic animals there and Luffy works there because lets be honest he saw “Shark feeder needed” and he signed right the fuck up

Met the gang through Robin and Luffy even though he is older, luffy didn’t take no for an answer

I know he’s a fishman but he gives me an islander feelFrom Hawaii or somewhere(someone tell me if that’s problematic)