#mastermindepsilon

I was going to make a joke about Benny not actually being buff but apparently he is. However, he's also dumb as a molerat and not charismatic in the slightest.

Probably being a sketch subject if he's sleeping! 🥺 ... if n o t then 👀 causing mayhem elsewhere.

Pranking castle staff, literally making zoomies, climbing tall trees, making laps to see if Luna’s done yet, trying to wrestle, she says "stop! 😠", he pouts, wanders off, watches some fish in the nearby ponds, comes back to bother her again, she's drawing some flowers, he thinks it looks rly good but says she should draw something cooler than flowers, Luna says it's a drawing for Willow who likes flowers, Ash wanders off again, falls asleep in a sunny spot, wakes up in a cold sweat 5 hours later cuz he realizes his gal pals are being extra gal pal-y....

3. “Tell me again why your hand is stuck in a jar?”

(I am gonna do Adorpia for the hell of it)

“Tell me again why your hand is stuck in a jar?” Adora asks. She taps on the glass around her girlfriend’s claw, totally baffled how this is possible. 

The scorpion princess gives a shrug. All Scorpia knows is she was trying to get the last cookie out of the container. It still is pinched between her claws, waiting to be pried free. She attempted to hide her predicament from the blonde but adlast, she could. Now Adora stares at her claw, trying to figure out what to do.

“I was hungry. What else can I say? Think you can get it off?”

“I can try.” Adora grasps the jar. She plants her feet on the ground before giving a strong pull.  But nothing. The blonde tries again while Scopia pulls herself. She feels her claw starting to move but it still remains trapped. After several attempts, they give up. 

“Should we try putting some butter on it?” Scorpia asks. 

“Just give me a moment,” Adora gasps. She takes a breath before trying again. This time Scorpia’s claw begins to truly move. In a matter of moments, the jar comes out and Scorpia is free to move. The cookie remains intact. 

“Oh heck yes!” Scorpia shoves the cookie in her mouth, quickly chowing down on it. “Thank you, Adora!”

“Not a problem.” Adora tucks the jar under her armpit. “Just try not to do that, okay?”

“I promise. It’s not like we have anymore cookies.”

“You want to make some?” Adora says, a wide smile on her face.

fight

At least in TF2 the lootboxes were for non-essential things and the game wasn't pay to win.

i think it’s more the concept of this “gambling but we’re all pretending it’s not” mechanic with real money getting so ludicrously popular and acceptable that everyone wants a piece of the pie