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Oh my Master Hewg - spoilers below

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Misbegotten fits & sits
ELDEN RING MINI: RODERIKA & MASTER HEWG
“I spoke with the girl. She has a gift for spirit tuning. So I told her everything I know.”
-Hewg
I drew in procreate.
I made the video in capcut pro.
Expect a post about Maliketh the Black Blade and Hewg later, I think they’re the two characters that made my heart ache and wail the loudest while playing Elden Ring. Maliketh will probably also be spoken about alongside Blaidd but I really wanna focus on Maliketh’s story and symbolism. Hewg is just. His character destroys me. I need to talk about him so badly, especially with the DLC adding context about the hornsent and what Hewg means about what Marika really feels. I’m fucking annihilated by him. Prepare to cry with me, bitches.
Smithing Master Hewg: I'll smith as long as you like. Now, lay out your arms.
My Tarnished, while the Roundtable Hold is slowly burning down around them: yes yes yes, but let me first trade you these 273 mushrooms and a handful of excrement

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Canon Barely-Compliant Elden Ring
The Storehouse, functioning like the British Museum as a monument to conquest, regularly has to deal with heists from conquered peoples trying to get their stuff back. Sometimes Salza simply looks the other way.
Ymir sews onesies in his free time. They're covered in astral imagery, and have too many limbs to be for human children.
Romina's wards have at some point uttered the phrase, "Fuck yeah, concrete."
The real reason the Forbidden Lands were sealed has nothing to do with the Forge of the Giants. Rather, Radagon is always running around in the bare minimum of clothing, and he was offended by how cold it was.
The Flasks taste like cherry soda, blue gatorade, and battery acid for the Crimson, Cerulean, and Physick flasks, respectively.
Courting and engagement gifts seem to be in the forms of greatswords in the Lands Between: Radagon gifted one to Rennala, Messmer to Rellana, and Ranni to the Tarnished. Of all the things he smiths, these are Hewg's favorite projects.
For the Age of Stars ending, Boc makes ceremonial garb for Ranni and the Tarnished, both in moonlit blue-white.
The Putrescent Knight has Dancers of Ranah bodies mixed into its origin goo, which is why all its attacks have whirly-twirly movement quality to them.
Maliketh's tail wags when he sees Marika.
Torrent is absolutely sick of everyone's shit, and that's why he keeps tossing the Tarnished off cliffs.
ended up scrapping the full set BUT. them <3
Godrick companion au: Round table hold.
thinking more about the companion godrick AU, this time about his first time entering the round table hold and how the npcs there would react.
so far I've thought up 3 distinct circles that the npcs fall into:
cares a lot : nepheli, Roderika, Hewg, Gideon. cares a little: Rogier, corhyn doesnt care at all: Fia, D, Ensha.
putting this under the cut cause i broke it down by character.