#master analysis

Master Analysis: punkydunes edition

Ships

I ship you with

Namjoon and Yoongi!

Your chart isn’t particularly compatible with one member but I think these two combined would give you a really balanced relationship. Namjoon would provide a great intellectual relationship for you. You both have a good hardworking head on your shoulders but his Sagittarius moon would provide a little bit of fun and lightheartedness. Whereas Yoongi…oh boy on the surface you may not seem like you’d be a great match but IN THE BEDROOM

🔞 oh boy.  Your Mars and his Venus provide a LOT of emotional depth in romance and his Mars and your Venus bring a lot of heat to the table. You and Namjoon would be cuddle on the couch date night buddies where as you and Yoongi would be have to leave the dinner table to go fuck in the bathroom NOW.  And the three ways? Oh god. They would last for hours and would be a dichotomy of mental connection juxtaposed sheer unbridled need. 

Mini Summary

the definition of hardwork

passionate and dedicated

compassionate about specific causes

but those causes can change every few years

always securing the bag

Hallyu Analysis

Leader,sub vocal, lead rapper

you also do a lot of production and lyric writing for the group

the leader of the group

like the dad leader

in public: look at those fucking idiots

oh god those are my idiots

fuck *literally has to lasso them*

doesn’t come across as terribly affectionate

but adores her fans

would literally do anything for them

writes a lot of songs for the fans

has eaten most numbers in her inkigayo sandwiches

is lowkey in a committed relationship anyway

but nobody outside your group knows it

if you did get involved in any scandals it would be for being politically outspoken

sociAL JUSTICE

generally the level headed reasonable member

but your members are all secretly scared of you 

bc when you get angry its like a warhead going off

lives get ruined

Get Wrecked

jesus fucking Christ RELAX

I promise you it’s not that deep

has probably told people to fuck off over shit that never really mattered

for the record, love doesn’t need to be THAT possessive my friend

broaden your goddamn horizons 

tbh I kind of love your chart so I don’t have much to drag

But We Still Love You

hustle and GRIND

you’ve probably had a full time job since you were a child

you’re probably great at reading people you’re close to

in romance you’re very supportive but also still fun

you’re not really spontaneous but every now and then you get a wild hair

and good times are HAD

but then you still get up on time for work the next day

you’re gonna be a great parent

Thanks for the taking interest in us ^_^

Master Analysis: lowtieruwu edition

Ships

Sasori ships you with

Yixing! This soft boy will mellow out your fire vibes and also give you the space and freedom you need. He’ll pretty much let you run the show.

🔞

has no problems being a sub and letting you take the reigns.

Literally up for anything at least once so whatever you wanna try he’s down for.

Wanna tie him up? Fuckin go for it the boy loves rope play. Tie his ass up.

Sometimes he gets a little fed up though and enough is enough.

Like when you wont stop groping him under the table at dinner.

He’s gonna find a reason to excuse you two from the table

“Are they fucking in the parking lot?”

They’re fucking in the parking lot

Peachy ships you with

Ten!

Y'all would constantly be dragging each other, much to everyone’s amusement. And he’d push you to work hard.

🔞

Y'all some straight up FREAKS.

There’s a swing and harnesses and overly complicated lingerie (which one of you wears it though?) And 27 varieties of oil by your bedside.

Post-coital showers are mandatory cuz y'all be putting in WORK.

He loves doming you, especially since you dont make it easy, but he’s gotta be a switch sometimes.

You two always walking around bruised and scratched up.

Absolutely fucked in the dance practice room

And probably on another member’s bed when they pissed you off

Leather

Hallyu Analysis

Main dancer and lead rapper

Not allowed to write her own tracks after she dropped an EP of exclusively diss tracks

Holds the record for inkigayo sandwiches collected

Like if idols were pokemon, your pokedex would be FULL

Literally just has a cork board of phone numbers pinned to it

BUT NEVER REPLIES TO THEIR TEXTS

v popular, even predebut, has a big fan base

Absolutely decimates her members, on accident

Just constantly dragging them without even realizing it

But they let it slide

Bc scared

But also bc they know you’ll burn a motherfucker down that tries to come for them

Dating and partying scandals

So many in fact that no one cares anymore

Mini Summary

Big flighty hippie energy

Always traveling or experiencing something new

Passionate but short attention span

Naturally draws a lot of attention

Has never once pulled a punch in her life and never will, doesnt matter if it’s a physical or verbal altercation

Get Wrecked

Has this chart ever maintained a job?

Being a shot girl in the club doesn’t really count

Although you do make bank doing it

Doesn’t know the meaning of reliable

Has 2k unread texts

“I literally wouldn’t come near this person with a 50 foot pole. Maybe longer.” -Sasori

God DO NOT call this chart for emotional support, job reference, or a ride ffs.

Despite being the least reliable friend ever on the face of the planet, this chart feels things VERY intensely. MUST INDULGE FEELINGS RN IMMEDIATELY ITS V IMPORTANT

And then theyre gone poof

“Oh my god i think i met the one we’re gonna travel the world together”

*2 weeks later*

“Who? Oh i didn’t even save his number”

Probably has a secret child

Never shuts tf up

But We Still Love You

Just kidding, Sasori hates Sags

But Peachy doesn’t!

I would call you at least once a month to have turn up (but you’re never in town when i call)

Definitely the fun friend

Also the friend you call when you get in a fight

Will have your back (if you’re even around)

Also has lots of experience punching probably

Athletic?

Also v good at finessing men (or women, or whoever youre into today) out of free food

Will absolutely share their free food too

Has a lot of interesting life philosophies, definitely an engaging person to talk to

When you love, you put your whole heart into it (for however long you feel like)

I feel like you literally always look good?

Thanks for being our first request 💗💗💗