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Hallyu Analysis: mellowwinnerparadise edition

Position

Dance line, sub vocal

Choreographer of the group

Fake Maknae

Creative soft bub

The Space Cadet™

Group Dynamics

You contribute a LOT to creative content

Maybe choreographer and lyricist

Writes a new song in an afternoon

Takes 2 months to choreograph

You're also the Must Protect™ member

You're always the one getting memed when you have to do reality shows that involve haunted houses, roller coasters, etc.

Never paying attention

Not the maknae but THE BABY

Also often the intermediary during group disputes

Your chart is heavy mutable so you're good at seeing both sides of a situation

Ideal for solving arguments

But god forbid you ever get in one

#TheBabyCannotHandle

Like if you could ejector seat out of confrontation you would

But it's ok because your members are 25/8 ready to throw hands on your behalf

You have like 8 ride or dies

Idol Dating

Errrr short relationships

Tbh you may not be that great at asserting yourself

So i can see you getting dumped a lot and just letting it happen instead of standing up for yourself

HOWEVER

When you find The One™ who has a knight in shining armor complex

OH MAN

He gonna be all about it

Like ring in a year about it

Like you know the crying "that's my baby" reaction video?

Yeah that's how they'd feel about you

Haaaaave you heard of iKON???

Yeah Donghyuck would die for his lil dance line bae

The relationship isnt public but other idols see y'all in the same room

And your dumb starry eyed looks at each other

And they all know...you two are just plain STUPID for each other

Also you've eaten at least 2/7 of Got7's phone numbers

Sorry i don't stan winner so idk if you would be a good match for any of them

But if they got a Taurus too he'd prolly love you

I ship you with…

Sicheng!!

You’re free spirited Pisces may at first not seem compatible with his more intense Scorpio but really I think you will bring a sense of lightheartedness to the relationship whereas he will bring passion and intensity. You also both have very logical Moon signs that will help bring understanding to any conflict that may arise, so hopefully you will approach it from a place of reason instead of the emotional gut reaction you may be inclined to.

You also both have watery Mercury signs so you should communicate well, though your mutable energy may end up being somewhat submissive to his stubborn fixed energy. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, some relationships thrive in a dominating-submissive set up. 

You also both have fire Venus signs. Which would elevate the already emotional passions you’re both inclined to. I can see a lot of conflicts you may face being resolved through talking it out and understanding where the other is coming from, and then making up hmmm in a rather physical way.

You will be inclined to different passions as your Mars signs are water and fire but personally I think some fire and water combos can be exhilarating and often help to balance each other out as long as you both strive to understand each other. And you have at least 3 water placements so you would definitely be inclined to try and understand your partner’s emotions.

He does have a lot of Sagittarius placements which lend themselves towards creativity as do your Pisces placements, and just generally fun. This relationship may seem emotionally intense and probably very much fueled by passion, but I think there could be enough balance their to prevent it from being overwhelming.

Naruto: [whispering] Hey Sasuke

Sasuke:

Naruto: Sasuke?

Sasuke:

Naruto:

Naruto:...do you think pigeons have feelings?

Sasori has no idea I’m doing this, but I thought it would be a fun way to kick things off. 

Position

Lead rapper

Underground turned idol

everyone is shocked she went mainstream

the anti-aegyo member

Group Dynamics

one of the quieter members

except for when she’s being an absolute savage

passive aggressively shades her members when they’re being bratty

aggressively shades the haters in the media

every time she opens her mouth in an interview her manager grows another grey hair because she does not pull her punches when someone makes her mad

the one that accidentally swears on live TV

not “the mom” of the group but still lowkey takes care of her members

takes absolutely 0 shit (except from maybe like her favorite member)

lowkey knows everyone’s darkest secrets but keeps it to herself

hates cute concepts

Management: well that’s too bad this song has a cute concept

Sasori: fine but I’m only wearing black

refuses to do aegyo unless asked by someone particularly attractive, even then still wants to die inside

the cryptid member, never seen outside of official schedules

no one is even sure she’s real

may be a hologram

interacts more with her members and other idols on their instagrams than she does in real life (because that requires leaving the house)

collabs with other groups/idols frequently, even outside the company

Don't tell anyone but despite the tough exterior she's actually big softie who loves kitties

Idol Dating

has never eaten an Inkigayo sandwich, let alone a phone number

has either low key pocketed the number without anyone noticing, if she was actually interested

or stares them directly in the eye as she throws the whole sandwich away

relationships last years or they never get past a second date

good luck with rumors, Dispatch can never find her

but it’s the media and there’s gonna be rumors

(hear me out on this one Sasori) rumors start circulating that she’s dating a *gasp* younger Idol, omg she’s dating Woojin from BNB

people think they make a great hard working lowkey savage couple

until Sasori is doing a radio interview

“Woojin? How did that rumor even start? He’s a nice kid but I’m dating Chanyeol, wtf?”

media blows up when they find out she’s dating a beagle line boy

manager grows more grey hairs when she admits she’s dating another idol AND swears on air

fandom chaos ensues, no one saw it coming because their personalities seem so different

but it’s actually a p good pairing and they last for quite some time

They're literally this meme

Master Analysis: lowtieruwu edition

Ships

Sasori ships you with

Yixing! This soft boy will mellow out your fire vibes and also give you the space and freedom you need. He’ll pretty much let you run the show.

🔞

has no problems being a sub and letting you take the reigns.

Literally up for anything at least once so whatever you wanna try he’s down for.

Wanna tie him up? Fuckin go for it the boy loves rope play. Tie his ass up.

Sometimes he gets a little fed up though and enough is enough.

Like when you wont stop groping him under the table at dinner.

He’s gonna find a reason to excuse you two from the table

“Are they fucking in the parking lot?”

They’re fucking in the parking lot

Peachy ships you with

Ten!

Y'all would constantly be dragging each other, much to everyone’s amusement. And he’d push you to work hard.

🔞

Y'all some straight up FREAKS.

There’s a swing and harnesses and overly complicated lingerie (which one of you wears it though?) And 27 varieties of oil by your bedside.

Post-coital showers are mandatory cuz y'all be putting in WORK.

He loves doming you, especially since you dont make it easy, but he’s gotta be a switch sometimes.

You two always walking around bruised and scratched up.

Absolutely fucked in the dance practice room

And probably on another member’s bed when they pissed you off

Leather

Hallyu Analysis

Main dancer and lead rapper

Not allowed to write her own tracks after she dropped an EP of exclusively diss tracks

Holds the record for inkigayo sandwiches collected

Like if idols were pokemon, your pokedex would be FULL

Literally just has a cork board of phone numbers pinned to it

BUT NEVER REPLIES TO THEIR TEXTS

v popular, even predebut, has a big fan base

Absolutely decimates her members, on accident

Just constantly dragging them without even realizing it

But they let it slide

Bc scared

But also bc they know you’ll burn a motherfucker down that tries to come for them

Dating and partying scandals

So many in fact that no one cares anymore

Mini Summary

Big flighty hippie energy

Always traveling or experiencing something new

Passionate but short attention span

Naturally draws a lot of attention

Has never once pulled a punch in her life and never will, doesnt matter if it’s a physical or verbal altercation

Get Wrecked

Has this chart ever maintained a job?

Being a shot girl in the club doesn’t really count

Although you do make bank doing it

Doesn’t know the meaning of reliable

Has 2k unread texts

“I literally wouldn’t come near this person with a 50 foot pole. Maybe longer.” -Sasori

God DO NOT call this chart for emotional support, job reference, or a ride ffs.

Despite being the least reliable friend ever on the face of the planet, this chart feels things VERY intensely. MUST INDULGE FEELINGS RN IMMEDIATELY ITS V IMPORTANT

And then theyre gone poof

“Oh my god i think i met the one we’re gonna travel the world together”

*2 weeks later*

“Who? Oh i didn’t even save his number”

Probably has a secret child

Never shuts tf up

But We Still Love You

Just kidding, Sasori hates Sags

But Peachy doesn’t!

I would call you at least once a month to have turn up (but you’re never in town when i call)

Definitely the fun friend

Also the friend you call when you get in a fight

Will have your back (if you’re even around)

Also has lots of experience punching probably

Athletic?

Also v good at finessing men (or women, or whoever youre into today) out of free food

Will absolutely share their free food too

Has a lot of interesting life philosophies, definitely an engaging person to talk to

When you love, you put your whole heart into it (for however long you feel like)

I feel like you literally always look good?

Thanks for being our first request 💗💗💗

ooooh child!!

Position: Center. You don’t want to be anything else and you couldn’t possibly be anything else if you tried. That Leo rising makes you inherently command attention. And that Pisces sun gives you a little quirkiness that entertains people when their eyes are on you. Visual AF.

What You’re Known For: being the goofball who always volunteers for dance games. Whether you’re good at memorizing choreography or not you’re always up for random dance plays, dance cover challenges, etc. And when one of your faves comes on? You master the cute and bubbly to seductive demon switch up.

Possible scandals: A lot of these signs demand a lot of affection but also freedom. You’ll have a lot of your peers chasing after you while you do your own thing or maybe not even realize it. So you may have quite a few dating scandals and you’ll just be sat there like, “Dating who? Since when? THAT person??? We had coffee once!” while they’re all admitting their celebrity crush on you in interviews.

Company: JYP. They have a lot of happy and upbeat groups and songs that they put out with cute aesthetics and fun choreo that would really suit you. 

After disbandment: Model or MC perhaps, maybe a few roles on dramas too. You have a globally appealing charm that makes you a great proponent for selling products but also for being a television personality.

I ship you with Kihyun!

Scorpios and Pisces generally make a good match anyway but your Sun is in his Moon and vice versa so you two would understand each other very well. You are both also ehhh somewhat romantic but still have other priorities that you focus on, this understanding will prevent you both from feeling dejected by the other.

Your obscure Aquarius mercury should keep his Scorpio moon…entertained. But there is a potential for emotional misunderstandings however you both also have your Mars in Sagittarius so any potential conflicts you would probably seek to resolve in similar fashion.

This relationship may come across as heavy with all the water and fire placements with a potential for volatility but I think you both have enough emotional intellect to combat that with understanding.