Y'all know I love mascara. And when I come across a product I absolutely love, y'all know I need to shout it from the rooftops and tell everyone and your mom and them about it. This is NOT one of those times. I felt it was my duty as a mascara-loving woman to tell y'all to SAVE YOUR MONEY and do not buy this mascara. It's the L'oreal Voluminous Superstar 2-step mascara and it is straight up turrible. Just awful. I was lured in by cute packaging and catchy words on the front. Wrong, bucko. This mascara is clumpy, dry, and gives you spider eyes. Not to mention it basically gives no lift or curl. It's like applying a glob of paint to a wall and leaving it as is. Or something. In any event, I thought I'd be a good friend and tell y'all to save your $8 (or was it $9?) and buy a burrito from Chipotle instead. Or literally anything else that costs that much money. You're welcome. π #beautyfail #mascarafail