Sep 26, 2024
When even competitors make more effort to thank you than your own team(s) 🙃🙃🙃
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When even competitors make more effort to thank you than your own team(s) 🙃🙃🙃
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What do u think abt JJJ
he grows a mustache to counteract the fact that he's balding
Peter *as Spider-Man*: It is literally impossible for me to have committed those break-ins, Jameson.
JJJ: And why is that, menace?
Peter: I was too busy watching movies with the Fantastic Four. It was movie night. I would provide you proof, but I don't care enough to do so.
Jonah: "PARKERRR!!! I need a photo of the Spider-Creep for tomorrow's front page! I'm thinking... SPIDER-MAN NOW SPIDER-MA'AM! WALL-CRAWLER PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN AS A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR CRAZY ANTICS!"
Robbie: "Jonah... you can't just assume that's the case. It's unethical AND libel."
Jonah: "You know what IS unethical, Robertson?!? That circus act of an arachnid menace doing this to spite me!!!!"
Petra: "Here you go, JJ! Fresh off the old camera as of this morning."
Petra: "...You know Jonah, I've gotten pretty close-up pictures of the web-head these last few weeks, and from experience I can almost CERTAINLY tell you her transition is the real deal."
Robbie: "...told you, man."
Jonah: "Urrrrgghhhhh, SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!! Change the headline: SPIDER-WOMAN STILL THE SAME SPIDER-MENACE! Now get out of here, my office is not a recreational lounge!"
Petra: "...you still haven't paid me for the pictures."
Jonah: "What? ...oh. FINE Parker, you drive a hard-bargain! Talk to my secretary for your check, tell her to give you a bonus on my part so you can buy some HRT or whatever it is you kids use these days. If there's one thing J. Jonah Jameson does well, it's treating his employees with dignity and respect!!"
Jonah: "...What are you still doing here, Parker!? LEAVEEEE!!!!"
— I wouldn't have minded if we've just... Stayed at the bottom together.
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Regardless of the type of person Maddie Simpson (Jaafar Jackson Fiancé) is rumored to be. Why the hell are we hating on that girl(her looks,personality and past)…y’all will swear DEOWN that you support women until it’s a woman who’s together with your celeb crush. Embarrassinggggg…
i love love love ur peter parker mistaken villain aus. since spidey never says that peter is his villain and they have no connection besides the photos, i think it'd be really funny for people to think he was another hero's villain. like he had to steal something off dr strange once to deal with a magical threat but since it was a magical artifact and it got returned, Stephen never reported him but casually mentions that Peter robbed him once and now everyone thinks oh shit, the science guy is getting into magic too and is cleary evil so he really is the next dr doom.
I like people thinking of him as Spidey’s villain because it just makes it seem like he’s making money off of his obsession and I like to imagine that when it eventually gets to JJJ, he’s torn between being like “well if he hates that wall crawling menace then that doesn’t make him a villain, if anything, he’s being a proper civilian! Everyone should hate Spiderman!” and keeping an eye on Peter to make sure he actually isn’t going over that ledge, cause I love stuff where either Jonah gave him the job because he knew Peter was struggling, or he eventually grows to care for him
That being said! I have been thinking a lot about Johnny convincing himself that Peter is going to be the Doom to his Reed and he’s preparing for it (not knowing it’s never gonna happen)
So adding onto what you said, I think it’d be hilarious if Johnny’s spent all this time thinking he’s getting a new archnemesis, and then word on the street is that Peter’s going after Strange and he’s just. Sooo offended, and he’s torn between being mad at Peter like Peter’s somehow two timing him, and being mad at Strange for “luring” away his new Doom
