#marshmallow--3

What are two characters you'd like to see trade stories/media/lives?

Eg: Jacob Frye swapping places with Joel Miller, Jacob surviving an apocalypse, Joel being a 19th Century Assassin

HELLOOO SAM!!!!

Oh God, that’s a really good question. Cause I really would love Jacob to survive an apocalypse, but Joel’s way too old to figure out how to parkour at that point 😅

Maybe Jacob and Nathan Drake? I think Jacob would be fine but I think Nathan would struggle with the meaning of the Creed.

So maybe Jacob Frye (cause itll always be Jacob) and Leon Kennedy. I believe their moral compasses align better.

Run little girl, run little girl, bang, ha

🎶 Say that again, I didn't quite hear ya

Messed with the wrong bitch in the wrong era

Little Girl Gone by Chinchilla

FORREEEALLLL

Hmmmm….

Honestly?

Jensen Ackles.

I know, I know, shoot me for being basic T_T

What if you become pregnant while he's deployed, so you're always writing to your brother, sending him ultrasounds as your pregnancy progresses

And I thought, if it's your first child, regardless of if the baby is a boy or a girl, you've got your mind set on naming em after Frankie

And you keep that a secret until the baby is born, sending photos across to him of you holding the baby in the hospital & of the baby lying in their cot, with the words "Uncle Frankie, meet baby Francisco/Francisca"

Sidenote, if you have a girl, this would be so cute 🥺 imagine Frankie calling her Paquita, and when she can talk, she calls him Uncle Fish

https://at.tumblr.com/santiagogarcia/endless-abel-morales-11/caunytl8c857

(SFW, nothing triggering 😊)

You'd be devastated because you worked so hard and you can't really serve this to Jake now, it'd be super unhygienic

But also you can't help feel a little smiley about it - maybe you'd tried to get Gato's paw print for a gift or to sign the birthday card from him, but he wasn't co-operating

And now, the one time you don't want his paw print, he's left a perfect imprint right in the middle of dessert!

Cats will be cats 🤣

omg im so sorry for responding late 💀

So one time, you're making out in his bedroom, you're laying back on his bed, grabbing hold of his shoulders and bringing him down with you. He has his leg pressing inbetween your thighs, things are heating up and you're just about to start taking each other's clothes off

And there's a meow coming from the direction of his window, Gato leaps into the room and cock blocks you 😂😆 Jake of course is all heart-eyes and scooping him up, giving him scritches under his chin and kissing him on the top of his head, talking to him and calling himself "daddy"

And you're left lying there on the bed, like, "seriously? 😂"

Aka Jake chooses the wrong pussy

Or does he? Debatable