Really random for my (empty) blog, but I've been dipping my toes back into SVTFOE, and as an adult, I now see an "issue" I didn't previously.
They're too young.
That's it.
The show literally starts on Star's 14th birthday, and while there's nothing wrong with any age being the focus of a piece of media, I feel like the themes and romantic plot would have been more tastefully delivered had the leads been a few years older.
Let's say that instead of the show starting when the characters are of 8th grade age, you have them be high school seniors (I know that canonically they're like, highschoolers, but 14 is still 8th grade territory in most countries).
Anyway, picture me this, quirky, blonde, unapologetically-herself, oddly-dressed girl who says she's a magical alien princess drops in on your FINAL year in school. Up til now, everyone thought of you as the SAFE KID, and all you want is to get better at karate, plus very importantly, you want your lifelong crush, Jackie Lynn Thomas, to think you're cool. You don't want this crazy girl around you. Well, that was at first, now that you have what some may describe as a manic pixie dream girl living at your house, you fight monsters together (and can't get over how cool that is making you feel), you hang out with friends more thanks to how sociable she is, there's always something crazy going on and you feel more capable than ever thanks to all the unpredictable shenanigans you now get up to, and also, while she's a bit of a hyper loonie, she's also surprisingly laid back sometimes, she likes the nachos you cook and the stuff you put on TV, she likes just lazing around with you. Oh right, and her magic is actually pretty dope. This is what having a best friend must feel like? Right? A platonic soulmate, that's what they call it, right?
Now, this setup may not seem too different, but that's mostly cuz we haven't gotten into the romance, which is a big part as to why I believe the show could have been nicer with a slightly older cast. At around 18, romance could have been done in a more mature(?), serious(?) way. I feel like I have to explain, IF romantic relationships weren't such a BIG part of the plot I don't think I would have cared about the characters ages at all, but the show does have an abundance of romance, and it explores the topic in a way that feels somehow more mature than the characters should be. For example, I think The Owl House tackles young teen relationships better, they're awkward as hell, inexperienced, embarrassed, and again, romance is quite prevalent but it's very much fitting for the characters' age. In Star vs. if you moved everything into a college freshmen setting, said the characters are 19 and gave them the same romantic beats, oh, toxic ex with anger issues, oh, the cool girl next door crush, a lot of their actions would have still been believable. In TOH placing the cast's romances onto adults would have made you think that the whole cast suffers from anxiety or is immature, or just behaving in a weird, pathologically awkward way, which is PERFECT since romance is one thing that doesn't look the same at all ages.
Want more examples of things that would translate better with older characters? Marco moves to a different dimension after a year(eh) of knowing Star. If they were seniors in high school that would have been so perfect, instead of chasing a degree, a job, overall prestige on Earth, he goes to grow himself as a knight/diplomat(eh) on Mewni instead of applying to college, something that the Marco-before-Star probably wouldn't have done. Now that's CHARACTER GROWTH combined with sense (since he'd now be free after high school). Confessing to your best friend-crush at a house party? Becoming a nation's leader? Firmly positioning yourself against your own mother, the ex-queen, therefore having a very solid political stand as a key supporter of the new queen's (Eclipsa's) regime, same Eclipsa who is seen as a usurper, a criminal and against mewman kind? Having a break-up buddy (totally not a friend with benefits)? Yeah, I think these could've been done better with even slightly older leads, like 16. When you're a teen even a year makes a huge difference, trust.
Regardless, I like the show as is, I promise, I'm just having a field day imagining how it would've felt not watching the characters be at an age where their moms could very well be packing them lunchables for school. I find it just a little jarring that Star (a literal princess) was first dating Tom in what would be 7th grade (at 13 yo) if not when she was younger. I find it odd that later in the series these 14-15 year old kids are full on diplomats, holding pro-monster lobbying events. Okay, Moon's mom died when Moon was a kid, why did her daughter coincidentally also become queen for a while at 14? What's wrong with your bloodline? Mostly, the characters act weirdly mature sometimes and painfully childish other times, but not in a realistic way for a teenager who would be smart enough to do well here but dumb/anxious enough to take ages to fix their problems there. The keyword is inconsistency. I believe that's due to the writers wanting more mature themes and storylines, but being unable to fully make the 14 year olds to behave solely in a grown-up way (because that would have made everything even more unrealistic), so now they all seem... off.
I mostly really like the idea of them being at the end of highschool in season 1 because it feels like a natural progression that ties reality with fantasy really well. Kids could watch the show and see how life moves on from getting an education (aka maturing) to putting stuff in practice (existing as a grown person in the world). Going to school is part of growing up, and seeing the characters finish that phase and transition to the the next one would have been so awesome, what comes after highschool? College? No! Fulfilling your destiny!
Instead, it seems like these teenagers aren't getting a formal education, and especially for Marco and Tom it seems like their parents are kind of just letting their 14-15 year old kids do whatever, fight wars, hang out with possible dictators/genocidal magical leaders, usurping leaders etc.
Again, there's shows that do what Star vs tries to do, and do it well, like Avatar the last air bender and Steven Universe. They make it believable that the 12-13-16 year olds actually behave the way we see on screen, meanwhile SOME, not all, but some, of the things in svtfoe look more plausible in a different context.
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First of all, I like starco, and genuinely think that they are perfect for each other
But for a long time I had a Marco x Kelly phase. Now I understand that the whole not kinda romantic but relationship they had was like ideal for my aromantic self (basically I ch them in qpr)
I still suck at differentiating romantic stuff from not romantic stuff, but somehow I managed to draw that weird line in my head
I think starco is better friends/couple, but markelly is a better at conveying that half-platonic thing in between
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