the funniest thing Mark could do next is upload 'Warfstache Interviews the Convict'. imagine it: somehow, Simon's yanked out of the Iron Lung. he's exhausted, dehydrated, starving, bruised, bloody, and on the edge of madness. and now, sitting across from him is a pink-moustached madman with no pants on who keeps asking him questions like: "So what inspired you to dive into a blood ocean?" and it's just too much for poor Simon!! "How the fuck did you get me out?! I WAS WELDED IN!!!" 💀💀💀















