Hello, we've been gone for a while! Bowser had a really bad manic episode and decided that he needed to take over the entire state of New Jersey... ANYWAYS. Onto the more important thing.
We noticed that during our absence people have still been asking us disgusting questions. So we're going to things very... very clear.
Me and Luigi are NOT dating. We DON'T want to date. We NEVER plan on dating.
Me and Luigi do NOT have sex with each other. We DON'T want to have sex with each other. We NEVER plan on having sex with each other.
Me and Luigi do NOT support MAPS(pedophiles), zoophiles, rapists, and necrophiles. We will NEVER support these harmful philias. We will ALWAYS say that they are harmful, because that is the truth. We do NOT want to interact with people that believe that having sex with a child, an animal, a corpse, or an unconsenting individual (real or fictional) is okay or excusable.
Me and Luigi do NOT "need" to show or tell you deeply personal things about ourselves. We do NOT need to talk to you about our deepest fears or trauma simply because you told us to.
Me and Luigi do NOT "need" to show images of us doing specific things. ESPECIALLY on a SFW blog. We DO have a NSFW slide-blog, but we will NOT accept your creepy "demands" there either.
I'm disappointed that I even have to mention this... Luigi IS an omega, yes. That doesn't make him property. Do NOT claim him as yours or say that he belongs to you. We do NOT support this behavior at all, and believe that claiming or "owning" a omega fuels that extreme non-con culture that is ravaging our society. Us Alphas can be better than this.
Another thing I'm disappointed that I have to say. Do NOT demand to impregnant and have Luigi bear your children. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I believe that this is everything, we will update this list if needed. The fact that half of these things even needed to be said at all is deeply upsetting. Tumblr, do better.











