#marily

- “Because of course, there’s another problem. Isn’t there always?”

Act One, Part One

- “James wants to bang his head against a wall.”

Act One, Part One

- “I’m afraid you’re surrounded by a bunch of queers, James,” Mary informs him solemnly.

Act One, Part Two

- “There’s a cardinal rule to never direspect Remus’ jumpers.”

Act One, Part Two

- “Who cares about the labors of Hercules, yeah? Give me love and death. That speaks to me.” - Regulus Black

Act One, Part Two

- “Do you have bad days?” “Oh Potter,” Regulus says softly, “I have bad weeks.”

Act One, Part Two

- “I’m not not gay.”  - James Potter

Act One, Part Three.

- “Sirius ‘Jealousy’ Black is about to hit the roof.”

Act One, Part Four.

- “He [Regulus Black] is so, so painfully gay.”

Act Two, Part One.

- “Your cock unfortunately points directly to Potter like a needle on a compass and he’s your North.” - Dorcas Meadowes.

Act Two, Part One.

- “A big, gay disaster.” - Dorcas Meadowes.

Act Two, Part One.

- “James says, which makes absolutely zero sense.”

Act Two, Part Two.

- “Five points to Slytherin, Mr. Rosier, for enduring such a shit father.” - James Potter.

Act Two, Part Three.

- “Who the fuck is Zar, and why are they eating mice?” Peter sputters.”

Act Three, Part One.

- “Regulus knows she thinks he’s a whore.”

Act Three, Part Two.

- “We need a club,” James announces. “A queer club of some sort.” “Isn’t that just you and your group of friends, Potter?”

Act Three, Part Three.

- “Mm, well, if I’ve learned nothing else, it’s that life won’t clear its schedule for you to adjust to new traumas.” - Regulus Black

Act Three, Part Four.

- “Lily had been briefly turned into a duck, though she’s changed back now.”

Act Three, Part Four.

- “Mate, you’re late for class and the dorm is on fire,” Remus says.

Act Four, Part One.

- “That’s what Effie and Monty did, if you think about it. They steal children all the time, so it’s alright.”

Act Four, Part Three.

- “Regulus anwers, because he’s a lying liar who lies.”

Act Five, Part Four.

- “She can’t be blamed; she’s a lesbian.”