#marientte

I'm going to say something that will probably get me FLAMMMED if I was on Tiktok so I'm going to say it here....gang I don't fw Marinette from Ladybug and Chat Noir

PLEASE LEMME EXPLAIN!!!

Maybe it's because I've always been (ok not always ig) a Chloe supporter, but I rewatched the first episode of LB because I genuinely forgot that show existed until like last week, and as I was watching I was like ". . . . .why tf is this kid stalking this poor boy?"

Like??? She has his entire schedule memorized for the next FIVE YEARS??? HOW DID SHE GET THAT??? HUH???

Listen, someone might say I'm only hating on her because of the stalking thing and that she's just a kid and she's being forced to be a hero - SHUT UP. STALKING IS NOT CUTE OR EXUSEABLE???? ITS DOWNRIGHT HORRIFYING???

Adrien stay behind me I'll protect you. .. . . but I also got beef with you little cat boy

Honestly the only people I probably don't have beef with is Chloe - she has a severe case of mommy issues, daddy issues, spoiled brat syndrome but she's always slayed, justice for my Queen Bee who tf is Zoe GET HER OUTTTTTT - and Luka, but that's because I remember early season Luka and idk if he's changed. I got beef with everyone in this God forsaken show.

But yeah. I don't like Marinette, and I don't think I ever will. Like I won't stop you from liking her, but me personally? Fuck that bitch.

Because WDYM YOU LEAVE PARIS TO GO TO SHANGHAI BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH WENT THERE???? AND WDYM YOU LIED TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT IT???

And then subsequently sitting in the car and talking to myself saying, “you know I’ve told myself I’m gonna get over this person about a hundred times and I never do, I should really put some more effort into just being a normal friend to them instead the insane, anxious disaster I’ve been every time we’ve interacted within the last six mon—oh lord, holy crap I’m Marinette-ing real hard, aren’t I?”

LBSC Art Sprint Challenge. Prompt: Piggyback ride

For the @lovebugs-and-snakecharmers​ art/sketch sprint challenge. 

Rules: 45 minutes sprint for sketching, the next 24 hours to finish the rest.

45 minutes sketch under the cut:

No one:

Absolutely no one:

chat noir: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Marinette: I love you more.

Adrien: No, I love you more.

Marinette: You’re signing yourself up for a war you cannot win.

@pale-lady-dreamer perhaps Rose wasn't the only one that became friends with Prince Ali. But a certain bluenette was the one that captured his attention~

(Going to use the same format as Favor Au and Ladybug's Mask Falls Au.)