#mare post

alrighty time to ask our favorite child (*cough*) Sela about how she feels about Mata Hari! :)

tell me, totally favorite child Sela, has mata done anything wrong?

No!!! She’s very good and kind and warm and she’s a very good mom!!!

there you have it, straight from the bestest coolest favoritest child around :)

(*cough cough*)

/Identity

Age: 18-20

Pronouns:  Sie/sier

Gender:  Unknown

Sexuality:  Unknown

Species:  Half-demon?

/Bibliography

Roles: Undetermined

Relationships: Sibling of Sela; Adopted child of Merry; Younger self of Az

Location: Merry’s residence; Roams around the mountain peaks

Abilities: Has fairly high speed and recovery and wields a knife capable of cutting abstract concepts with enough precision.

Combat skills:  Can inflict some sort of curse or necrotic damage through either touch or weapon. While sie has high speed and recovery comparable to sier sibling, Mare has significantly less endurance and weapon skill than Sela does, instead opting for maintaining sier distance as best as possible or ending fights very quickly.

Ball's in your court, dragon girl.

...No obligation to do all of these, Jeanne's just being mean.

.....you monster

Well, um, it’s only fair after last night, so we’ll do our best!!

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61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

Hm, I think one time a friend was staying the weekend at some hotel and I made a comment about really liking the brand of conditioner they had and she... Straight up took it home with her and gave it to me after the trip?? And like, it is good conditioner, but still

I’m not entirely sure if it counts as a gift per se, but for a lil while a really old friend and I would just. Send the exact same gift card with scratch-outs for the old holidays/events and write-ins for whatever new holiday it was being sent for, and we had that go back and forth for a bit! I thought it was absolutely hilarious, but I think she got a lil tired of it after a few rounds...

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? 

Cursed answer that I know I will be eaten alive for, but I don’t really like pasta all that much to be honest. It’s alright?? But, most pasta just... Doesn’t really do it for me. Regardless, if I do have pasta, some amount of cheese is usually nice! But unless it’s the entire point of the dish, I’m gonna avoid drowning it in cheese.

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

Get them out of my sight immediately.

I think they can be funny at least in like, an ironic way y’know in like those facebook memes where the entire humor is that haha look at these boomer facebook memes they’re so dumb

Evil. Death Kill Murder!!!