#aztu post

Quick Ref

Age: 20 probably

Pronouns: They/them

Gender: [fingerguns w/ sunglasses emoji]

Sexuality: nah

Species: Non-existent human.

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Okay listen up y’all I’m the coolest fucker in the house and--

Please kindly ignore them, Aztu is simply incredibly full of themself and does not deserve to speak for extended periods of time--

BULLSHIT--

Anyway, Aztu (unfortunately) shows up very often to be a complete bastard and say things that are VERY untrue and they should NOT be listened to under any circumstan--

You’re still pissed that I led to Mata finding out you like her, huh?

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

...but yes, if you mean Mata being informed of your lies and slander and various falsehoods you speak of, you are still not forgiven :)

Anyway, Aztu likes to show up and talk shit a lot, but they’re otherwise very harmless as they do not exist whatsoever. We say this somewhat as a joke and somewhat legitimately, as they are largely known for slurping smoothies in the back corner and being a bastard while also somehow having no real actual corporeal form to speak of. Everyone can see them of course, but on some level, they do not exist and as such can be perfectly ignored :)

I’m still here you know

Quick Ref

Age: 20

Pronouns: She/her

Gender: Trans-chaotic enby or some shit

Sexuality: Gay af

Species: Bird person, probably

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Alrighty let’s start off with our most well known member, Az! She’s pretty chill and has the most affinity with being up front and chatting with people here, so you’ll probably see her around the most as she often handles all the day-to-day stuffs. She was also the one to actually summon Mata Hari too, so she’s prolly gonna be posting a fair fraction of all the love for this beautiful woman.

While Az might talk shit a lot sometimes, I can tell you she’s absolutely below-average strength. As in like, she’s an actual twig. A skeleton. No muscle at all. Negative endurance. Aside from being a bit flexible or dexterous maybe, she cannot fight to save her life for as much as she says she’s gonna fight people. The only magic she got only really works for convenience’s sake too, and you can’t even really rely on it to get you out of too many sticky situations.

alrighty time to ask our favorite child (*cough*) Sela about how she feels about Mata Hari! :)

tell me, totally favorite child Sela, has mata done anything wrong?

No!!! She’s very good and kind and warm and she’s a very good mom!!!

there you have it, straight from the bestest coolest favoritest child around :)

(*cough cough*)

alrighty we’ve heard plenty about what Az’s thoughts on the matter are, but how ‘bout we interview the other masters here to see if they have any opinions on if Mata’s done anything wrong?

first up, Dusk! tell us, what are your thoughts? has Mata Hari done anything wrong? has this wonderful pure precious woman ever brought any harm to anyone?

Yeah.

...fuckin when dude

No comment.

shut

place your bets now in the comments below!

this is strictly platonic love and affection shut your face no

we’ll keep you posted and share the results soon!!

you mean never

stay tuned!!!

alrighty we’re makin some solid progress with our little master interview series, next up, Shortcake! look at this tiny little fairy, hello, tell me, how do you feel about the mata hari?

I think she’s rly rly cute and good and I wanna squish her cheeks and bop her nose and sit on her head while she runs around doing stuff and u ever just stop and appreciate the cute little flowers in her hair??? they actually still smell like real flowers :0

(These are usually for anyone who feels drawn enough to answer, but always feel free to specify for any member/servant!)

[ ❄️ ] is there any special meaning behind your muse’s name? what is it?

Umm, I think I was just looking at a bunch of like, really cute skirts and dresses n stuff? and I was thinking about what name would really fit the aesthetic I wanted to dress like, and I picked Shortcake!! Mainly bc I’m so sweet and cute and I think shortcakes make for a v cute outfit design <3

The name Aeva comes from the word “aevum,” which describes the “improper eternity” that is experienced by divine entities, separate from the more concrete passage of time that directly affects the mortal worlds. As a goddess of time, I felt as though it would be an appropriate enough name for myself.

[ 📢 ] what does your muse’s voice sound like? is it high-pitched, or deep? is it nasal or set in their chest? describe it in as much detail as you can.

My voice is like rly high pitched and kinda has like a bit of a bounce to it i think?? It’s rly cute and soft and cheery like me <33

I’d say my voice is pretty similar to az’s, but like, a bit flatter i guess? not sure, but it’s definitely a bit separate.

Mata’s voice is really warm though and a lil high pitched? Definitely also has a bit of a bounce to it but not quite as much as Shortcake’s.

[ 👶 ] is your muse good with kids, or do they prefer to avoid them?

I think I’m rly good w/ kids bc I definitely get the creative bouncy energeticness to them n stuff!! so like, playing around w/ them n stuff?? yeye!! but i dont think i would be very good at raising them or anything bc they would be like “can we get icecream??” and i would be like “omg can we?? what flavors are we gonna get???”