#marcusducouteau

Swain: define what you mean by me killing people. are you only referring to those slain by my own hand or collateral damage as well?

LeBlanc: (giggles) bold of you to assume I'd keep counting sweetie...

Darius: I have my orders.

Draven: (winks) if you wanna see me kill come to my show babe~

Marcus: (laughs in blademaster and gives you a fatherly pat on the head)

Kat: heh. scared?

Cass: it's just the game we play honey

Talon: ur mom

Swain: I don't have time for this nonsense.

LeBlanc: why don't you show me how much you love me by joining this fun little organization I have~?

Darius: I, um, I'm flattered but I'm very busy at the moment, so... uh...

Draven: of course! everyone loves Draven!

Cass: y-you think I'm still beautiful?👉🏻👈🏻

Talon: ... eww.

Kat: fuck off or I'm gonna tell dad

Marcus: know your limits.

Soreana: you do realize I'm married to an assassin?

Vlad: why don't you join me for dinner darling~?

Cass: I hope she's ok

[some time later]

Cass: dad how's mom's head?

Marcus: I've had better.

Cass: ....😑

Kat: 👀

Talon: 👀

Soreana: why does Katarina have grass and sand in her hair?

Marcus: she had a fight with some other children earlier.

Soreana: and you didn't intervene!?

Marcus: why should I? she won.

Soreana: ...

Marcus: (picks up little Kat with a huge smile) who's Noxus' greatest warrior?

Marcus: aww, you really think so?☺️👉🏻👈🏻

Soreana: so... umm... the good news is that Cassiopeia successfully stabbed someone.

Marcus: (proud dad smile)

Soreana: but the bad news is... she turned into a snake right after.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: League of Legends Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jericho Swain/Marcus Du Couteau, Jericho Swain & Marcus Du Couteau Characters: Jericho Swain, General Marcus du Couteau, Beatrice (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Fluff, Childhood Friends, High Command Husbands, (well not high command yet but later), Marcus is a little shit, and basically a male version of Kat, Swain is annoyed, Beatrice is best birb, angry Noxian bisexuals, they're like teenagers in this, Noxian noble family dynamics (referenced), no beta this is Noxus Summary: