#marcolasso

Elias was busy in his laboratory one day, working on dissecting a body. "It's all still kind of rotten.. it's hard to tell what's what. Maybe I should wait." So he stood there, staring at the recently deceased. All of a sudden, his doorbell rang. "Oh, I wonder if that's Randy." He called out, "HANG ON A MINUTE I JUST GOTTA- WHOA!" He was about to go up the stairs when he stepped on a test tube and slid. "Ow. That was kind of painful... I wonder if I sat in some glass." He stood up and attempted to look at his own butt, but to no avail. He nearly forgot about the person at the door, but he gave up on trying to go up the stairs and called out "COME ON IN THE DOORS UNLOCKED."