Triplet Prompts
⯠âOh no. There are two of you?â     âThree, actually.â âGood lord.â
⯠âSo, statistically at least one of us is gay, right?â     âYouâre an art snob, our sibling has an oddly intense rival, and I am a theatre kid. Statistically, it is all of us.â
⯠âThereâs actually just two of us. The third is like the space nails ikea sends with their cabinets.â     âStill salty Iâm momâs favorite, huh?â
⯠âAlright, fess up. Which one are you?â     âWhichever one you like best.â
⯠âIâm technically a middle child.â     âAnnoying is what you are.â âYes. A middle child.â
⯠âLook at that, our baby is growing up!â     âYou are 15 minutes older than me.â âA baby!â
⯠âWhy would you need space? We grew up together!â     âWe spent nine months cramped into the same womb and I have needed space ever since.â
⯠âDo you have like, an evil twin?â     âNo, but I have two variants of myself who are more annoying in different ways respectively, if youâre interested in that.â
⯠âSo, you got the looks, I got the brains, and whatâve you got?â     âA dazzling smile and a sense for impeccably timed humor?â
⯠âWe share the same blood.â     âYeah, blood that Iâm about to spill if you donât put the cookie mom saved for me down.â
⯠âWhy donât I get to be in charge! Iâm the oldest!â     âYeah, and you clearly left before we started developing brains. Move.â
⯠âAt least I donât have to wonder about what Iâd look as a jock or goth.â     âSays the nerd.â
⯠âIâve spent my entire life with you three, and I cannot stand you.â     âRight back at ya.â
⯠âWhy didnât you tell us someone was messing with you?â     âI didnât think youâd care.â âOf course we care, dumbass.â
⯠âShould we do a group costume for halloween again?â     âGroup costumes are literally the only reason I keep you guys around.â
[Prompt Calender: March 3rd, National Triplet Day]












